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  • Girl Scouts at a grocery store near you! Beware!!!

    I originally posted this in my journal, but decided to also post it here as it can be thought of as a Public Service Annoucement!!! I'm beginning to think that this is a National Threat to the waistlines of all Americans!!!

    Begin rant...

    So, normally I don't mind the Girl Scouts...gives something positive for young minds to do, helps develop a good sense of self, etc. HOWEVER, I was accosted, TWICE, at the grocery store yesterday and it was NOT pleasant!!!

    The first GAGGLE of giggling girl scouts flocked to me within 10 paces of walking into the store. I politely told them that I was on a diet and couldn't eat their cookies. This group seemed ok with that excuse which made me wonder if my butt looked too big in the pants I was wearing. LOL

    The second GAGGLE of giggling girl scouts came at me as soon as I pushed my cart away from the checkout line. I again told them my excuse for not buying any. This time, some of them started to cry and those that didn't, had that quivering lip thing going on. UGH!!! I, however, did NOT give in to such theatrics!!! I'm thinking that this batch tries their darnest to get everyone to buy and that they have a special GS badge for dramatic acting!

    I'm now considering shopping at the night....like pass the bedtime of said girl scouts. They are certainly worse than the sample ladies on the weekends!!!

    Ok, end rant.

    So what do you think? Innocent girls trying to raise money, or wolf in sheeps' clothing, out on the prowl of unsuspecting shoppers, willing to give in at the sign of a tear?
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    Revamped my WOL starting 2/10/08.











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    Re: Girl Scouts at a grocery store near you! Beware!!!

    Originally posted by biogeek

    So what do you think? Innocent girls trying to raise money, or wolf in sheeps' clothing, out on the prowl of unsuspecting shoppers, willing to give in at the sign of a tear?
    They're definitely wolves in sheeps clothing. Evil little tyrants!

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    • #3
      Re: Girl Scouts at a grocery store near you! Beware!!!

      I'm glad I had my secret decoder ring on yesterday. That's what it told me, too! Little minions!
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      • #4
        Re: Girl Scouts at a grocery store near you! Beware!!!

        Next time a girl scout harasses you to buy her cookies, just run her over with the shopping cart.

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        • #5
          Re: Girl Scouts at a grocery store near you! Beware!!!

          I dunno...they're pretty fast little buggers. The thought of going to jail for battery isn't pleasant either. I'm sure the media would picture me as a baaaad woman, but it would be for the good of the country, right?
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          • #6
            Re: Girl Scouts at a grocery store near you! Beware!!!

            Yeah, evil little wenches. I was never a girl scout. Every other girl in my class was...and I asked them one time, "What exactly do you DO in girl scouts?" And not one of them could actually come up with an answer.
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            • #7
              Re: Girl Scouts at a grocery store near you! Beware!!!

              I always thought it would be waaaay cooler to be in boy scouts, but I was always denied membership.

              Ok, that's 3 votes for evil, 0 votes for angels.
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              • #8
                Re: Girl Scouts at a grocery store near you! Beware!!!

                Did you guys ever see 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding"? Didn't she want to be a girl scout, but had to go to Greek School instead?

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                • #9
                  Re: Girl Scouts at a grocery store near you! Beware!!!

                  The little girl scouts were at our local market the other day selling at their little stand. I saw them staring at me because as big as I am I am sure they thought I was a sure sale. As i approached them they said would you like to buy some of our cookies, brady. I know most of these little girls anyways. I said no girls I have changed my eating habits and cookies are no longer allowed but I will make a donation. I heard one little girl tell the other two, I knew we would get some money out of him. Then the other one said, my Mom said he was on a diet, he does look smaller. Made my day. Kids are the greatest.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Girl Scouts at a grocery store near you! Beware!!!

                    Brady, are you just trying to make me feel bad for suggesting running the little dumplings over with the cart?

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                    • #11
                      Re: Girl Scouts at a grocery store near you! Beware!!!

                      hmmmm.....Brady's story makes me think the vote is now...

                      evil minions 3 vs. angels 1

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                      • #12
                        Re: Girl Scouts at a grocery store near you! Beware!!!

                        Originally posted by Miss Phode
                        Brady, are you just trying to make me feel bad for suggesting running the little dumplings over with the cart?
                        I thought that was cute what you said about running em over. I know they can be little boogers, but the town I live in is very small and I know most of these little girls. They knew I was a sure thing, I could not disappoint them. I know you understand Sis. Anyways I was a Boy Scout and I liked brownies
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                        • #13
                          Re: Girl Scouts at a grocery store near you! Beware!!!

                          Originally posted by biogeek
                          hmmmm.....Brady's story makes me think the vote is now...

                          evil minions 3 vs. angels 1

                          You girls are something. I am just a big softy hoping to become a little softy.
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                          • #14
                            Re: Girl Scouts at a grocery store near you! Beware!!!

                            That's ok, Brady!!! We love you no matter what size you are!
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                            • #15
                              Re: Girl Scouts at a grocery store near you! Beware!!!

                              Originally posted by biogeek
                              That's ok, Brady!!! We love you no matter what size you are!
                              Thanks Bio, you are a sweety.
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