•·.·´`·.·••Evil Wishes Granted••·.·´`·.·•

[Tracie515]

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Granted but the spell went wrong and you were never able to laugh again!

I wish I could get a raise at my job!

[Lady_Hawke]

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granted - you are now floating 3 feet above your desk.


I wish I had a butler!

[cathyjobob]

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Granted, but he can't clean worth a fart


I wish my furry plumber were home

[Lady_Hawke]

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granted but all's he does is fart


I wish I were done with my exercise for today.....(BRB)

[cathyjobob]

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granted but all's he does is fart


I wish I were done with my exercise for today.....(BRB)

Granted but now you need to clean your house which messed itself up. ??? wasn't me! LOL


I wish Tim didn't fart all the time anyway!

[Lady_Hawke]

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Granted Tim no longer farts. Ever. But his eyes are now brown from unpassed gas.....


I wish my house would clean itself!

[cathyjobob]

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It does, but now you're exercise doesn't exercise itself anymore (sorry LH can't have both) LOL...


I wish you hadn't turned my plumbers perty blue eyes brown

[Lady_Hawke]

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granted.....as Tim's eyes return to beautiful blue the two of you are surrounded by a large and smelly cloud of pent up gas from the plumber man!


I wish I could stop gagging at the above thought!

[Libbey77s]

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granted - you realize that it wasn't the thought of plummer man that made you sick - it was really just the stomach flu!

I wish that my husband and I would have remembered the time change before getting to church and hour late yesterday!

[cathyjobob]

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granted but now you've arrived there a day early lol


I wish that the week would fast forward itself back up to Friday

[boonie stomper]

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Granted - go to sleep now; when you wake up it will be a wonderful Friday morning for you to spend trying to get 5 days work done.


If only there was a way to be 2 places at once...

[cathyjobob]

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Granted, but you are now split in half and people look at you funny



I wish that there were no hole in the ozone layer

[Lady_Hawke]

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granted - but now instead of a hole in the oozone layer, there is a big screen TV that plays re runs of Green Acres, causing everyone in the world to walk around singing the theme song......greeeeeeeeeeen acres is the place to be!


I wish I had the winning lotto ticket numbers.....

[bradybunch]

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Granted but then the astronauts couldnt see there way to the moon. duh

I wish I had a fast ski boat.

[Tracie515]

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Granted but then you wouldn't ride with us on mine. haha River time!!!!

I wish i was at the river! Again!