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  • #1

    April Fools!

    What to do - I'm short on ideas this year, and want to do something new to "get" my Mom. I know you have some good ones....

    For DS, the plan is to wake him up bright and early Sunday April 1, and pretend it's Monday.

    Once he thinks that he must've missed the bus, I'll clue him in it's April Fools' Day.

    My Mom is getting too good at recognizing what I come up with. HELP!!!
    ~Susan
    49/f 5'7" Start 2-27-06 SW222/11-18-09 @ 160-ish/G135-150ish??

    Doin Miles, Flights, & Kid Ketchin'...
    2 Ab Chal's; 6WEC#27 slug-Free; & more; 50# LOST in'06-
    but regained ~20# in '07 in less than 3 weeks! And again early '08 ...Was in HEAVEN -got to 150, for awhile, then got too busy, and gave in too much... and... OK holding pattern "keep it together..."

    .................OMG how did I fail AGAIN
    (((on temporary break)))
    Sigh ... I'll be back... life isn't always fair 10-07-09

    "Goal: First you have to dream of it. Then you have to do it." Author unknown

    sheesh
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  • #2
    Re: April Fools!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAH! THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I EVER HEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I took my medicine. I won't yell anymore.
    Last edited by Miss Phode; March 30, 2007, 01:19 PM.

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    • #3
      Re: April Fools!

      The best one I ever heard, won't work on my Mom. But it goes kind of like this, best done when April 1 is a weekday, you secretly deliver an official looking collection letter with your friend or relative's actual account #, or just make up a fictitious debt if you like, from the official looking bogus collection agency with your or your assistant's contact phone number. Have it threaten legal action etc., in the event they do not call at once. The person should have a livid reaction and call. The one who answers the cal can play it up even more insisting the delinent funds are due immediately, etc.


      When they are about to blow, you reveal the hoax!
      ~Susan
      49/f 5'7" Start 2-27-06 SW222/11-18-09 @ 160-ish/G135-150ish??

      Doin Miles, Flights, & Kid Ketchin'...
      2 Ab Chal's; 6WEC#27 slug-Free; & more; 50# LOST in'06-
      but regained ~20# in '07 in less than 3 weeks! And again early '08 ...Was in HEAVEN -got to 150, for awhile, then got too busy, and gave in too much... and... OK holding pattern "keep it together..."

      .................OMG how did I fail AGAIN
      (((on temporary break)))
      Sigh ... I'll be back... life isn't always fair 10-07-09

      "Goal: First you have to dream of it. Then you have to do it." Author unknown

      sheesh

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      • #4
        Re: April Fools!

        I did that to my friend but it wasn't for April Fool's day. It was a "I'm bored and have nothing better to do" kind of day.

        My boyfriend and I were out for a walk, stopped by her house but she wasn't home. I noticed a bag of dirty diapers/trash (YUK what a habit, huH?) sitting on her porch, because I think she had placed them outside and her husband had forgotten to put them in the dumpster. Anyway, I called and gave a fake name, told her I was from the office of health and human services, told her than a neighbor had complained, etc. and she was facing severe fines from both the city and state offices. I also said that a call to social services was being made, as it's an unfit environment for children. I made sure to leave MY phone number, but she didn't even get that far. She called her husband at work and he told all the guys, she was freaking out, afraid to leave her house. Finally I called her and said "gotcha". She thought it was real until I called her about 4 hours later. I didn't think she'd actually believe me...
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        • #5
          Re: April Fools!

          One time I had my boss call my husband (they were good friends) to warn him that i had really screwed up at work and was prolly gonna get fired. All the while I was IMing with hubby freaking out about my screw up. We had him going for about 45 minutes
          ~Susan~
          HW 216
          5'7"/female
          Start February 17, 2005
          Rerererestart September 24th, 2007 at 197
          Low weight for reference 170.6
          Current weight 153 or thereabouts

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          • #6
            Re: April Fools!

            ROFLMAO! Love it! Are you my long lost sister?
            ~Susan
            49/f 5'7" Start 2-27-06 SW222/11-18-09 @ 160-ish/G135-150ish??

            Doin Miles, Flights, & Kid Ketchin'...
            2 Ab Chal's; 6WEC#27 slug-Free; & more; 50# LOST in'06-
            but regained ~20# in '07 in less than 3 weeks! And again early '08 ...Was in HEAVEN -got to 150, for awhile, then got too busy, and gave in too much... and... OK holding pattern "keep it together..."

            .................OMG how did I fail AGAIN
            (((on temporary break)))
            Sigh ... I'll be back... life isn't always fair 10-07-09

            "Goal: First you have to dream of it. Then you have to do it." Author unknown

            sheesh

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            • #7
              Re: April Fools!

              Ya never know, I could be(adopted). I would like a good one for my best friend. Hmmmmm
              ~Susan~
              HW 216
              5'7"/female
              Start February 17, 2005
              Rerererestart September 24th, 2007 at 197
              Low weight for reference 170.6
              Current weight 153 or thereabouts

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              • #8
                Re: April Fools!

                Now this might be a good April fools joke in the making - we both are 5'7", blonde, female, named Susan.... we could swap places! LOL
                ~Susan
                49/f 5'7" Start 2-27-06 SW222/11-18-09 @ 160-ish/G135-150ish??

                Doin Miles, Flights, & Kid Ketchin'...
                2 Ab Chal's; 6WEC#27 slug-Free; & more; 50# LOST in'06-
                but regained ~20# in '07 in less than 3 weeks! And again early '08 ...Was in HEAVEN -got to 150, for awhile, then got too busy, and gave in too much... and... OK holding pattern "keep it together..."

                .................OMG how did I fail AGAIN
                (((on temporary break)))
                Sigh ... I'll be back... life isn't always fair 10-07-09

                "Goal: First you have to dream of it. Then you have to do it." Author unknown

                sheesh

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                • #9
                  Re: April Fools!

                  Hehehe, yeah.
                  ~Susan~
                  HW 216
                  5'7"/female
                  Start February 17, 2005
                  Rerererestart September 24th, 2007 at 197
                  Low weight for reference 170.6
                  Current weight 153 or thereabouts

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                  • #10
                    Re: April Fools!

                    OK. (sarcastic) "Thanksalot" (to everyone else but you, Susan) ...for all your great ideas., anyway I thought up a good one. I made a Word Doc that looks like a printscreen of a really bad stock crashing on Marketwatch. I'll email it, then call or visit the victims!
                    ~Susan
                    49/f 5'7" Start 2-27-06 SW222/11-18-09 @ 160-ish/G135-150ish??

                    Doin Miles, Flights, & Kid Ketchin'...
                    2 Ab Chal's; 6WEC#27 slug-Free; & more; 50# LOST in'06-
                    but regained ~20# in '07 in less than 3 weeks! And again early '08 ...Was in HEAVEN -got to 150, for awhile, then got too busy, and gave in too much... and... OK holding pattern "keep it together..."

                    .................OMG how did I fail AGAIN
                    (((on temporary break)))
                    Sigh ... I'll be back... life isn't always fair 10-07-09

                    "Goal: First you have to dream of it. Then you have to do it." Author unknown

                    sheesh

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                    • #11
                      Re: April Fools!

                      How did it go Boonie?

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                      • #12
                        Re: April Fools!

                        Well, I tried calling Mom early Sunday, asking what is that I'm hearing on the news about a certain stock dropping like lead Friday (said stock being her subsistance), and I didn't get to the end of the sentence. Did'nt use the email. Then later that evening, she almost got me back with one of my old favorites, what happened to your ____ on your car. LOL
                        ~Susan
                        49/f 5'7" Start 2-27-06 SW222/11-18-09 @ 160-ish/G135-150ish??

                        Doin Miles, Flights, & Kid Ketchin'...
                        2 Ab Chal's; 6WEC#27 slug-Free; & more; 50# LOST in'06-
                        but regained ~20# in '07 in less than 3 weeks! And again early '08 ...Was in HEAVEN -got to 150, for awhile, then got too busy, and gave in too much... and... OK holding pattern "keep it together..."

                        .................OMG how did I fail AGAIN
                        (((on temporary break)))
                        Sigh ... I'll be back... life isn't always fair 10-07-09

                        "Goal: First you have to dream of it. Then you have to do it." Author unknown

                        sheesh

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