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  • The power of punctuation.

    Consider these words attributed to Napoleon.

    "Not tonight, Josephine."

    By replacing the comma amd full stop with a question mark and an exclamation mark, the meaning can be reversed.

    "Not tonight? Josephine!"
    Atkins didn't say 'Calories don't count',
    he said, 'Don't count calories.'
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    Male 6 ft 3in 60 years old. Married 28 years.
    Began Atkins March 04 at 260lb, reduced to 203lb by April 07 and maintained.
    Blood Pressure Mar 04 147/94 . Jun 04 121/74 . Dec 04 119/72 . Jan 06 126/71 . Dec 07 110/70
    Atkins makes exercise mandatory - I took up cycling - see last pics at 203lb.


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    Re: The power of punctuation.

    the wonders of the english language.

    Only we can have three meanings for the same pronounced word

    their there they're
    sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

    It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




    I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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    • #3
      Re: The power of punctuation.

      to two too

      do dew doo

      flew flu flue

      not naught knot

      buy by bye
      ~Susan
      49/f 5'7" Start 2-27-06 SW222/11-18-09 @ 160-ish/G135-150ish??

      Doin Miles, Flights, & Kid Ketchin'...
      2 Ab Chal's; 6WEC#27 slug-Free; & more; 50# LOST in'06-
      but regained ~20# in '07 in less than 3 weeks! And again early '08 ...Was in HEAVEN -got to 150, for awhile, then got too busy, and gave in too much... and... OK holding pattern "keep it together..."

      .................OMG how did I fail AGAIN
      (((on temporary break)))
      Sigh ... I'll be back... life isn't always fair 10-07-09

      "Goal: First you have to dream of it. Then you have to do it." Author unknown

      sheesh

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      • #4
        Re: The power of punctuation.

        mmm

        Well as I pronounce those words

        the toos are the same

        dew is "djew" and I don't know "doo"

        the flews are the same, but "flu" is a contraction

        naught is different - nawt (but it has a North-Country variant "nowt")

        the buys are the same
        Atkins didn't say 'Calories don't count',
        he said, 'Don't count calories.'
        --------------------------------------
        Male 6 ft 3in 60 years old. Married 28 years.
        Began Atkins March 04 at 260lb, reduced to 203lb by April 07 and maintained.
        Blood Pressure Mar 04 147/94 . Jun 04 121/74 . Dec 04 119/72 . Jan 06 126/71 . Dec 07 110/70
        Atkins makes exercise mandatory - I took up cycling - see last pics at 203lb.


        http://www.fitday.com/WebFit/PublicJournals.html?Owner=labarum

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