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  • #1

    How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?



    One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don’t even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn’t be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they’ve been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS.

    But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!

    IT’S A WONDER WE HAVEN’T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE     THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...

    I’m sorry... what did you ask me?
    HW 303
    Aug '04 SW-287 LW-232
    Restart - Apr 07 - SW 266 CW 225




    "Don't let your past dictate who you are, but let it be a part of who you become."
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  • #2
    Re: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    pms doesnt exist! lol *richt now running for cover*
    sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

    It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




    I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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    • #3
      Re: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

      *emma deletes comment she made*
      HW 303
      Aug '04 SW-287 LW-232
      Restart - Apr 07 - SW 266 CW 225




      "Don't let your past dictate who you are, but let it be a part of who you become."

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      • #4
        Re: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

        *richt laughs out loud at what emma just typed*
        sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

        It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




        I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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        • #5
          Re: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

          shut up dork :P it was mean so i deleted it heheheh

          I wanna go home darnit and my boss is waffling down the phone from spain!
          HW 303
          Aug '04 SW-287 LW-232
          Restart - Apr 07 - SW 266 CW 225




          "Don't let your past dictate who you are, but let it be a part of who you become."

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          • #6
            Re: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

            Can you pm me with what it was you said? I missed it and I need to know lol
            sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

            It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




            I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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            • #7
              Re: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

              no - lol... you'll shout at me...
              HW 303
              Aug '04 SW-287 LW-232
              Restart - Apr 07 - SW 266 CW 225




              "Don't let your past dictate who you are, but let it be a part of who you become."

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              • #8
                Re: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

                I wont shout at you....... promise.
                sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

                It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




                I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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                • #9
                  Re: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

                  I've learned, over several years - that men always break promises LOL
                  HW 303
                  Aug '04 SW-287 LW-232
                  Restart - Apr 07 - SW 266 CW 225




                  "Don't let your past dictate who you are, but let it be a part of who you become."

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                  • #10
                    Re: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

                    Have no fear Emma I currently have the so called problem Rich doesnt believe exists. Just let him mess with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                    ~Lauren~



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                    • #11
                      Re: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

                      pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffrrrt

                      (although I am sure you all realise that I am only joking).......
                      sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

                      It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




                      I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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                      • #12
                        Re: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

                        I think someones girlfriend needs a phone call~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                        ~Lauren~



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                        • #13
                          Re: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

                          I think this someone girlfriend who you are kindly referring to does need a call. Lol, she has never and doesnt ever suffer with this make believe problem! lol lol lol lol lol
                          sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

                          It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




                          I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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                          • #14
                            Re: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

                            darnit i had to delete that again! im in a very catty mood today!


                            You get him Lauren!
                            HW 303
                            Aug '04 SW-287 LW-232
                            Restart - Apr 07 - SW 266 CW 225




                            "Don't let your past dictate who you are, but let it be a part of who you become."

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                            • #15
                              Re: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

                              Rich dear, do you really think she needs to spend 1 day a month with her mum, grandmum, auntie or what even excuse she gives you? No, she has PMS and doesnt want you to know, because she likes you and she knows if you look at her funny that day she would have to pluck out your eyeballs and feed them to you!
                              ~Lauren~



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