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    A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.

    After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".


    Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"


    The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

    Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
    The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
    The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"






    The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... "



    MORAL OF THE STORY:

    Women are clever, evil bltches.
    Don't mess with us.


    HW 303
    Aug '04 SW-287 LW-232
    Restart - Apr 07 - SW 266 CW 225




    "Don't let your past dictate who you are, but let it be a part of who you become."

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    Re: Smart Women

    HAHAHAHAH! I love that!!!! thanks i needed that laugh!
    Jen, 39, F
    In maintenance



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    • #3
      Re: Smart Women

      roflmao!!!
      Before and after:






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      • #4
        Re: Smart Women

        I liked that one!!! jane x
        5ft 4 / female - age 36 start date - 20th March 2006 -restarted 8th August 2006 sw188/cw150/gw147

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        • #5
          Re: Smart Women

          Priceless!!!! Lmao!!!

          Lady Hawke

          Attitude Changes Everything.
          Just like the butterfly, I too will awaken in my own time.
          ---><---



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          • #6
            Re: Smart Women

            Funny!
            Scooter







            Remember this everyday - Something Wonderful Is Going To Happen Today. If you live by that decree you will live life to the fullist.

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            • #7
              Re: Smart Women

              Not funny. Emma, that is poor on your standards!
              sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

              It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




              I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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              • #8
                Re: Smart Women

                Rich Rich Rich Rich Rich

                Lady Hawke

                Attitude Changes Everything.
                Just like the butterfly, I too will awaken in my own time.
                ---><---



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                • #9
                  Re: Smart Women

                  oh whatever, you know you laughed!
                  HW 303
                  Aug '04 SW-287 LW-232
                  Restart - Apr 07 - SW 266 CW 225




                  "Don't let your past dictate who you are, but let it be a part of who you become."

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                  • #10
                    Re: Smart Women

                    That was great! THanks!



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