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  • And you think you need help with your computer?

    Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter
    V as in Victor, and the number 7.
    Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

    A customer couldn't get on the Internet.
    Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
    Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
    Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
    Customer: Five stars.

    Helpdesk: What anti-virus program do you use?
    Customer: Netscape.
    Helpdesk: That's not an anti-virus program.
    Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

    Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has put a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!

    Helpdesk: How may I help you?
    Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
    Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
    Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?
    sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

    It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




    I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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    Re: And you think you need help with your computer?

    Oh boy... I work with people like that.

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