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    Something to make the ladies laugh!!?

    A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
    For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
    However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
    sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

    It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




    I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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    Re: Something to make the ladies laugh

    Urgghhh! That's gross! Funny though - thanks for sharing

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    • #3
      Re: Something to make the ladies laugh

      Scissors in the eye? Ouch.

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      • #4
        Re: Something to make the ladies laugh

        yeah remove the scissors and you're not far off wrong!
        HW 303
        Aug '04 SW-287 LW-232
        Restart - Apr 07 - SW 266 CW 225




        "Don't let your past dictate who you are, but let it be a part of who you become."

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        • #5
          Re: Something to make the ladies laugh

          :OMG:
          too funny
          ~Lauren~



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          • #6
            Re: Something to make the ladies laugh

            falls about!
            Before and after:






            PLEDGING FLIGHTS
            Completed: 1st set of buildings and mountains (Everest,M.Blanc & Kilimanjaro, twice); Tower Masts & Chimneys; More virtual buildings; Challenger's Choice x 2 (volcanos and mountains on Mars). Currently climbing: Mount Snowdon again: 416/475

            Start 10 Jan 2005. Maintenance since Aug. 2005.
            F/56yrs/5'.4"
            SW:77.7 LW:56.5 CW:60.1 (kilos)

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            • #7
              Re: Something to make the ladies laugh

              I think I'll just stand............................................. ........way over here.
              Scooter







              Remember this everyday - Something Wonderful Is Going To Happen Today. If you live by that decree you will live life to the fullist.

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              • #8
                Re: Something to make the ladies laugh

                and I'll just stand......way over here.......behind Scooter
                Grant
                x20

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                • #9
                  Re: Something to make the ladies laugh

                  Hilarious









                  Starting weight ....203
                  CW......173
                  GW......150
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                  5'2"

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                  • #10
                    Re: Something to make the ladies laugh

                    Funny?
                    You think this is funny Rich....where are my scissors....tosses stuff from draws.....where ah here they are....Rich!!!!
                    Come here Rich....oh Hi Scooter, mmmmmmm, what are you looking at? I do have two pairs of scissors!!!! Grrrrrrrrrant! Make it three....runs back and gets two more pairs......
                    Oh Boooooooooooooooyssssssssssssssssssss laughs evily boooooooooyyyyyysssssssssssssss

                    Lady Hawke

                    Attitude Changes Everything.
                    Just like the butterfly, I too will awaken in my own time.
                    ---><---



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                    • #11
                      Re: Something to make the ladies laugh

                      Run awayyyyyyyyyyy Run away!
                      Scooter







                      Remember this everyday - Something Wonderful Is Going To Happen Today. If you live by that decree you will live life to the fullist.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Something to make the ladies laugh

                        LOL u guys are all silly today!
                        PATTI

                        RESTART 03/18/10 Weight: 336.5
                        4/29/2010 Weight: 307.5




                        Original Start date: 3/12/07
                        sw 318/cw 224/gw 160

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                        • #13
                          Re: Something to make the ladies laugh

                          Originally posted by Scooterjam
                          Run awayyyyyyyyyyy Run away!

                          Oh Scooter.....yooooooo hoooooooo.......where arrrrre yoooooooouuuuuuuu......I know you ran by me a second ago..... I saw you. Fe fi fo fum....what out boys here I come!!!!!
                          Where are Rich and Grant hiding?!
                          Must - stick - scissor - in - man - must arghhhhhhh

                          Lady Hawke

                          Attitude Changes Everything.
                          Just like the butterfly, I too will awaken in my own time.
                          ---><---



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                          • #14
                            Re: Something to make the ladies laugh

                            Please I'm just an over sensitive, under rated, nice guy.....don't stab me......


                            (Psycho music) No mother......blood........no........mother.......no .............

                            Shower scene anyone????
                            Scooter







                            Remember this everyday - Something Wonderful Is Going To Happen Today. If you live by that decree you will live life to the fullist.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Something to make the ladies laugh

                              I'm still here but have shaved my legs and am wearing a dress. Trying to pull the wool over your eyes and making out that I am not a man......... lol
                              sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

                              It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




                              I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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