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    Women Are Evil By Nature .







    A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...

    She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.
    She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.



    "Actually, no," he replied.

    "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.



    "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can
    do?"



    "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.


    "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.


    "Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."


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    Re: Women are evil by nature heheheehh

    LOL! Too cute!
    My hubby & I in the Smokies!




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    • #3
      Re: Women are evil by nature heheheehh

      Wicked!

      Hehehe... I'm sure her point was taken....
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      • #4
        Re: Women are evil by nature heheheehh

        There's a story about high school girls putting their lipstick on and then leaving "kisses" all over the school's bathroom mirrors. It went on and requests for the girls to stop the practice wasn't heeded.


        One day, the admin's brought the snickering girls into the bathroom to show how long it took to clean the mirrors of their lipstick. The janitor came in to give the demostration. As the girls watched, he took out a rag, went to a toilet, dipped the rag in it and rung it out. Then he went to the mirrors and started cleaning off the lipstick with the toilet-dipped rags.

        There were no more issues with lipstick on the mirrors.
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        • #5
          Re: Women are evil by nature heheheehh

          Emma great joke! And TMN, that's disgustingly hilarious!
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          RESTART 11/2/09 @ 224.6~MG1: 215~MG2: 210~MG3: 205~MG4: 199~MG5: 195~MG6: 190~MG7: 185~GOAL: 180

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          • #6
            Re: Women are evil by nature heheheehh

            Originally posted by julirama723
            Emma great joke! And TMN, that's disgustingly hilarious!
            Yeah, wicked, isn't it?! The best part is it really happened.
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