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A guy riding a motorbike was wearing a leather jacket with a broken zip. After a mile or so, he stopped the bike and said to his pillion passenger: "I can't ride any more with the wind hitting my chest. I'm gonna put my jacket on backwards to keep the cold out." A couple of miles further on, he took a bend too fast and smashed the bike into a tree. A farmer living nearby immediately called the police. When the police officer arrived on the scene, he asked the farmer: "Are either of them showing any signs of life?" The farmer said: "That first one was till I turned his head around the right way."
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sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o
It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!
I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!
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lol, i liked that one
HW 303Aug '04 SW-287 LW-232Restart - Apr 07 - SW 266 CW 225
"Don't let your past dictate who you are, but let it be a part of who you become." -
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ooohhhhh....ouch....that's gotta hurt!!!So....I fell off the band wagon...BUT I'M BACK!!! More Ready than ever!
SW 212 2/28/07
CW 178.0 11-23-08 [175 6-24-07] {190 4/24/07} [194 4/9/07]
GW 150 sooner than later!
GOAL 1---200 DONE!
GOAL 2---190 DONE! 4/24/07
GOAL 3---175 DONE!!!! 6/24/07 OH YEAH BABY!
GOAL 4---160
GOAL!! 150
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omfg!!!! That was sooooooooooooooo funny
Lady Hawke
Attitude Changes Everything.
Just like the butterfly, I too will awaken in my own time.
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Yowch!! Too funny!Before and after:
PLEDGING FLIGHTS
Completed: 1st set of buildings and mountains (Everest,M.Blanc & Kilimanjaro, twice); Tower Masts & Chimneys; More virtual buildings; Challenger's Choice x 2 (volcanos and mountains on Mars). Currently climbing: Mount Snowdon again: 416/475
Start 10 Jan 2005. Maintenance since Aug. 2005.
F/56yrs/5'.4"
SW:77.7 LW:56.5 CW:60.1 (kilos)Comment
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