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Last Night I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of
which one was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the
door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are You
doing?" I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I Replied "Yeah,
not too bad thanks."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to
mate?"
Again I answered; somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to
say,
I replied "Umm, just having a quick poo.. How about Yourself?"
I then heard the voice for the third time.....
"Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some d!ckhead in the
cubicle next to me answering everything I say."
which one was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the
door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are You
doing?" I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I Replied "Yeah,
not too bad thanks."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to
mate?"
Again I answered; somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to
say,
I replied "Umm, just having a quick poo.. How about Yourself?"
I then heard the voice for the third time.....
"Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some d!ckhead in the
cubicle next to me answering everything I say."
good joke Emma!
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