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    One day a man took the train from Paris to Frankfurt. When he got on he said to the ticket man, “Sir, I really need you to do me a favor. I have to get off this train in Mannheim, but I’m very tired and it is for sure that I’ll fall asleep. What I’d like you to do is wake me up in Mannheim. I have to close a business deal there and it is very important for my career. I’ll give you a 100 francs to be sure I get off the train there. But I warn you, sometimes when people wake me up I can get really violent. No matters what I do or say, you have to get me off this train in Mannheim. Is that clear?”
    The ticket man agreed and took the 100 francs. Later as the man had said, he’d fallen asleep. When he woke up, he realized that he was now in Frankfurt. He was so mad at the ticket man that he ran over to him and started yelling, “Are you STUPID or something??? I paid you 100 francs so you’d be sure to wake me up in Mannheim and you didn’t! You’ve ruined my career!! I want my money back you stupid idiot!!!”
    While the man was yelling at the ticket guy, two other guys that were also on the train, stood there watching. One turns to the other and says to him, “Look at this guy. He really is angry!”
    The second man replied, “Yeah, almost as mad as the guy they made get off the train in Mannheim.”
    sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

    It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




    I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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      Oh I get it you thought that was funny!
      ~Lauren~



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        Originally posted by Laurenfra
        Oh I get it you thought that was funny!
        sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

        It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




        I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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          Do you really want to mess with me???
          ~Lauren~



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            Originally posted by Laurenfra
            Do you really want to mess with me???
            Yep.

            Take it to PM if you must
            sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

            It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




            I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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              That was from my daughter Rena' It would seem 10 yea olds think your joke is funny. So soory!
              ~Lauren~



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                Well at least I can make some people laugh. Even if its not the mean spirited adults.......... {{{Rena}}}
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                It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




                I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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                  from rena




                  From Mom
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                    That was a giant let down It was a cute simile well actually it was violent simile.
                    Have a good day all!!!
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