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Whooooosh
> > A doctor buys a new Ferrari GTO the most expensive car in the world,
> >
> > and it costs $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a
> > red light.
> >
> > An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next
> > to him.
> > The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind
> > of car ya
> > got there, sonny?"
> >
> > The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"
> >
> > "That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"
> >
> > "Because this car can do up to 250 miles an hour!" states the
> > doctor proudly.
> >
> > The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
> >
> > "No problem," replies the doctor.
> >
> > So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.
> > Then,sitting
> > back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car,
> > all right...
> > but I'll stick with my Moped!"
> >
> > Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man
> > just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the
> > speedometer reads 150 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear
> > view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see
> > what it
> > could be and suddenly....
> >
> >
> > WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!
> > Something whips by him going much faster! "What on earth could be
> > going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks himself.
> >
> > He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 175 mph. Then,
> > up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!! Amazed
> > that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes
> > the moped at 210 mph.
> >
> >
> > WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH!
> >
> >
> > He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the
> > old man
> > gaining on him AGAIN!
> >
> > Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and
> > takes
> > the Ferrari all the way up to 250 mph. Not ten seconds later, he
> > sees the
> > Moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and
> > there's nothing
> > he can do!
> >
> >
> > Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing
> > the rear end. The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old
> > man is still alive. He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh my
> > gosh! Is there anything I can do for you?"
> >
> >
> > The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your side mirror."
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