Looking out for your heart

[Discolemonade]

Eating Recommendations

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.
1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

[Grant]

Re: Looking out for your heart

¡Sí! ¡Eso es lo que yo siempre he creído!

[Sweet Strudel]

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sehr komische Disco!

[Hayden]

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ディスコ san

本当に！ 私は信じません

それは真実ですか？

ヘイドン

[13_jane]

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I can only speak English - so there's nothing down for me!!! lol

[flkiwi]

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Kanui Te Pai e Disco!

[bradybunch]

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nice one Disco, I needed a laugh this morning.

[Lynsey]

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Yo quiero Taco Bell

[Richt]

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I can order a beer in 5 different languages, does that help me at all?

[Discolemonade]

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LOL, I dunno what hlaf of ya'll are saying except the taco bell one, LOL,

[CareyAnne]

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Oh I am so screwed...time to learn a second language, lol !

[Grant]

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Just for fun I tried free translation sites on a few of the above comments. The most interesting was the Japanese. Every free site came up with something different, most of the time completey unintelligable. I think the best though was probably this:

Disco san

"It is really! I do not believe

Is it true?

Hay Dan"

Then there was the runner up:

"Disco san
truly! As for me
as for that it does not believe it is truth?
Hay Don"

while the worst was:

"disco Sun price jump load ! I leaf title affixed to man's posthumous Buddhist name masen soreha the truth ? ? annexation "

Good times

[Discolemonade]

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LMAO!

huh??

[sallyseachange]

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Oh mamma mia! Che cavolo state dicendo????

[Eno]

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I can order a beer in 5 different languages, does that help me at all?

I don't know if that helps you, but if you can't ask where the bathroom is in those same 5 languages then you could be in for a spot of trouble.