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But you have to admit, its rather amusing .....
My wife has told me to cut down on my drinking. She came to me last month, and said 'We need to cut down our expenses, you're spending £100 a week on vodka and its got to stop, we can't afford it and its no good for you!'
So I have, not a drop since, as that what she wants.
Anyway, I was getting something out of her handbag yesterday and on top was a receipt for cosmetics for nearly £90.
I said to her ' Oi, what's this!, I thought we were supposed to be cutting down our expenses!'
She said 'Thats different, thats so I can make myself look beautiful for you.
I said ' Thats what the vodka was for!'
My wife has told me to cut down on my drinking. She came to me last month, and said 'We need to cut down our expenses, you're spending £100 a week on vodka and its got to stop, we can't afford it and its no good for you!'
So I have, not a drop since, as that what she wants.
Anyway, I was getting something out of her handbag yesterday and on top was a receipt for cosmetics for nearly £90.
I said to her ' Oi, what's this!, I thought we were supposed to be cutting down our expenses!'
She said 'Thats different, thats so I can make myself look beautiful for you.
I said ' Thats what the vodka was for!'
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