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  • *Emma*
    ADBB Admiral
    • Aug 09, 2004
    • 11341

    #1

    Aight....

    I'm bored and this place is dead...

    tell me a joke..
    HW 303
    Aug '04 SW-287 LW-232
    Restart - Apr 07 - SW 266 CW 225




    "Don't let your past dictate who you are, but let it be a part of who you become."
  • Richt
    • Jan 08, 2004
    • 14844

    #2
    Re: Aight....

    A nose walks into a bar and asks for a drink.

    The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you, you're off your face!"
    sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

    It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




    I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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    • meena-beena
      ADBB Admiral
      • May 22, 2006
      • 1159

      #3
      Re: Aight....

      Knock Knock
      Status: Rockin' OWL

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      • Richt
        • Jan 08, 2004
        • 14844

        #4
        Re: Aight....

        A guy goes to the opticians because his eye-sight has been rapidly failing for the last few months.

        The optician comes out and says "Well Mr. Baker, you're going to have to stop masturbating."

        "Why?" says the man "Is it affecting my eyesight?"

        "No" says the optician "You're upsetting everyone else in the waiting-room"
        sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

        It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




        I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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        • meena-beena
          ADBB Admiral
          • May 22, 2006
          • 1159

          #5
          Re: Aight....

          Is anyone gonna answer? I'm knocking here!!

          Knock knock!
          Status: Rockin' OWL

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          • meena-beena
            ADBB Admiral
            • May 22, 2006
            • 1159

            #6
            Re: Aight....

            Originally posted by Richt
            A guy goes to the opticians because his eye-sight has been rapidly failing for the last few months.

            The optician comes out and says "Well Mr. Baker, you're going to have to stop masturbating."

            "Why?" says the man "Is it affecting my eyesight?"

            "No" says the optician "You're upsetting everyone else in the waiting-room"
            hahahaha.
            Status: Rockin' OWL

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            • Richt
              • Jan 08, 2004
              • 14844

              #7
              Re: Aight....

              Originally posted by meena-beena
              Is anyone gonna answer? I'm knocking here!!

              Knock knock!
              Who's there?
              sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

              It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




              I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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              • meena-beena
                ADBB Admiral
                • May 22, 2006
                • 1159

                #8
                Re: Aight....

                What type of stones are never found in the ocean?
                Status: Rockin' OWL

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                • meena-beena
                  ADBB Admiral
                  • May 22, 2006
                  • 1159

                  #9
                  Re: Aight....

                  Originally posted by Richt
                  Who's there?
                  Emma



                  (GRRR THE 30 SECOND POST RULE......)
                  Status: Rockin' OWL

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                  • *Emma*
                    ADBB Admiral
                    • Aug 09, 2004
                    • 11341

                    #10
                    Re: Aight....

                    Emma who?
                    HW 303
                    Aug '04 SW-287 LW-232
                    Restart - Apr 07 - SW 266 CW 225




                    "Don't let your past dictate who you are, but let it be a part of who you become."

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                    • Richt
                      • Jan 08, 2004
                      • 14844

                      #11
                      Re: Aight....

                      Originally posted by meena-beena
                      Emma



                      (GRRR THE 30 SECOND POST RULE......)
                      Emma Who?
                      sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

                      It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




                      I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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                      • *Emma*
                        ADBB Admiral
                        • Aug 09, 2004
                        • 11341

                        #12
                        Re: Aight....

                        Originally posted by meena-beena
                        (GRRR THE 30 SECOND POST RULE......)
                        i just got it changed from 50 to 30, stop complaining LOL
                        HW 303
                        Aug '04 SW-287 LW-232
                        Restart - Apr 07 - SW 266 CW 225




                        "Don't let your past dictate who you are, but let it be a part of who you become."

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                        • meena-beena
                          ADBB Admiral
                          • May 22, 2006
                          • 1159

                          #13
                          Re: Aight....

                          Am ah cracking you up yet?


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                          • *Emma*
                            ADBB Admiral
                            • Aug 09, 2004
                            • 11341

                            #14
                            Re: Aight....

                            dork, lol
                            HW 303
                            Aug '04 SW-287 LW-232
                            Restart - Apr 07 - SW 266 CW 225




                            "Don't let your past dictate who you are, but let it be a part of who you become."

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                            • meena-beena
                              ADBB Admiral
                              • May 22, 2006
                              • 1159

                              #15
                              Re: Aight....

                              A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

                              “Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

                              The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

                              The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

                              "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

                              "I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
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