Fill the gaps to make a story

[Richt]

When the space alien stepped out of the UFO he _________ the crowd. OMG...He looked just like _________. A reporter from ______ yelled out, " _____________. The alien replied, "_________." "What's your name?" asked a ______ woman at the front of the crowd. The alien replied, "______."
He was wearing __________ and reminded of a ________. As he walked to the microphone to address the crowd, I suddenly _________. He looked at me and yelled_________.




PLEASE WRITE THE STORY OUT IN FULL.

[Miss Phode]

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When the space alien stepped out of the UFO he mooned the crowd. OMG...He looked just like Elvis Presley. A reporter from Guam yelled out, " Pull your pants up!. The alien replied, "Death first!." "What's your name?" asked a middle aged woman at the front of the crowd. The alien replied, "Richard T."
He was wearing sexy boots and reminded of a old prostitute. As he walked to the microphone to address the crowd, I suddenly fainted. He looked at me and yelled "someone call the paramedics!!".

[Laurenfra]

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Roflmbo @ Miss Phode

[bradybunch]

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Roflmbo @ Miss Phode

Miss P makes me lol everyday. She shoulda been a standup comic or maybe she is.

[plsmachic]

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When the space alien stepped out of the UFO he pee'd on_ the crowd. OMG...He looked just like that one he-she..._.
A reporter from perezhilton.com_yelled out, " OMG! He's peeing glitter!_.
The alien replied, "GLAM LIFE BABY!_."
"What's your name?" asked an excited_ woman at the front of the crowd.
The alien replied, "Whatever you need it to be baby._."
He was wearing bellbottoms_ and reminded me of a hasbeen like noone's ever seen before!_.
As he walked to the microphone to address the crowd, I suddenly realized it was no alien!_.
He looked at me and yelled__
"That's right, I'm
__.

[hopejoy]

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When the space alien stepped out of the UFO he Cast a spell on the crowd. OMG...He looked just like Wizard. A reporter from People Magazine yelled out, " Kill the Alien. The alien replied, "Ha ha ha! It's far too late for that." "What's your name?" asked a heavily impaired woman at the front of the crowd. The alien replied, "Your worse nightmare."
He was wearing purple knickers and reminded of an old boyfriend from college. As he walked to the microphone to address the crowd, I suddenly felt faint. He looked at me and yelled
'Eat your heart out, you threw my love away... now you'll pay!