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    A blonde joke

    A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.

    So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motorhome!

    I've won a motorhome!"

    The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?"

    But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"

    Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you' re mistaken.
    You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize.

    The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!"

    And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads...










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    Re: A blonde joke

    LOL cute!
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      Re: A blonde joke

      Rofl!!!

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        Re: A blonde joke

        i dont get it
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        • #5
          Re: A blonde joke

          Thanks Emma - I laughed twice!




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          • #6
            Re: A blonde joke

            Lmao!

            There's Winnebago (sp?) which is in fact a travel trailer, but the blonde couldn't decipher the difference because there aren't any spaces in between the words win a bagel
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            • #7
              Re: A blonde joke

              Oh...I thought Emma was pretending to not get it because she's a blond. Doh! (Former natural blond, can you tell?)




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              • #8
                Re: A blonde joke

                good one Disco.
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                • #9
                  Re: A blonde joke

                  Originally posted by TitianWasp
                  Oh...I thought Emma was pretending to not get it because she's a blond. Doh! (Former natural blond, can you tell?)
                  lmao!

                  no i really didnt get it, must be an american thing
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                  • #10
                    Re: A blonde joke

                    You shouldn't have admitted it - you made one joke into two! I just thought you were terribly clever.




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                    • #11
                      Re: A blonde joke

                      Oh too funny shes a blondie and doesn't even know it JK I got lots of giggles over this one .............. thanks everyone!
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                      • #12
                        Re: A blonde joke

                        LOL! The whole thread is funny! The joke is too cute (gonna be emailing it around). I, also, thought Emma was doing the blonde thing also when she said she didn't get it.
                        You are right Titian, it brought the whole thing from one joke into two. Thanks for the chuckle y'all!
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                        • #13
                          Re: A blonde joke

                          I'm not even blonde!!! LOL
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                            Re: A blonde joke

                            I think this is a US only joke.
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                              Definitely a US joke. I didnt get it either and I am not blonde ......
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