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Everytime you swore, how long would it before you were skint?
(and this is not an excuse to swear in this thread!)
(and this is not an excuse to swear in this thread!)
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Last edited by Richt; October 1, 2007, 03:09 AM.sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o
It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!
I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!
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Re: If you were to put $1 in a swear box ......
does swearing under your breath count??? lol If so I'd be skint rather quickly!5ft 4 / female - age 36 start date - 20th March 2006 -restarted 8th August 2006 sw188/cw150/gw147
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Skint means broke!sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o
It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!
I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!
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Re: If you were to put $1 in a swear box ......
In that case...LOL....I would be Skint in no time!...I'M afraid I use "oh S#*@ " quite a bit.. that's all..just that one little word. But it keeps me Pennieless!Comment
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i would be skint pretty much straight away!! i swear wit out even realising!Cheat free challenge!!! Day 1
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Re: If you were to put $1 in a swear box ......
There's this fella with a parrot. This parrot swears like an old salt, I mean he's a pistol. The parrot can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and the bird's foul mouth is driving him nuts.
One day, it just gets to be too much and the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!"
However, this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever.
Then the guy gets angry and says, "OK for you," and locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet. This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of vulgarities that would make a sailor blush.
At that point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer. For the first few seconds there is a terrible din.
The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly gets very quiet.
At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door.
The bird meekly climbs onto the man's outstretched arm and says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you, old chap. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on." The man is astounded and amazed at the transformation that has come over the parrot. Then the parrot says, "By the way, what did the CHICKEN DO?"Hayden.
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