Ladies....just why CAN'T the toilet seat be left up...?

[Richt]

Let the can of worms be opened......................

[*Emma*]

Re: Ladies....just why CAN'T the toilet seat be left up...?

cos its gross, the seat and the lid should be down at all times.



do you leave the freezer door open after youve got what you want? NO! its just the same!

[Lady_Hawke]

Re: Ladies....just why CAN'T the toilet seat be left up...?

because it looks nicer down.....and because we said so

[LessofLisa]

Re: Ladies....just why CAN'T the toilet seat be left up...?

agreed...gross and nasty and looks better..and keeps the germs at bay...and once you have fallen in the toilet in the middle of the night...you would understand...Icky

[Laurenfra]

Re: Ladies....just why CAN'T the toilet seat be left up...?

Closing it keeps the dog out

[Richt]

Re: Ladies....just why CAN'T the toilet seat be left up...?

Closing it keeps the dog out

Not having a dog also keeps the dog out!

[Hayden]

Re: Ladies....just why CAN'T the toilet seat be left up...?

It's the signs that women put up next to the toilet.

If you sprinkle when you tinkle.
Please be sweet and wipe the seat.

What, clean the toilet !? You can do that! Takes away all it's personality.
No to Jif Lemon liquid. I say. No to Harpic.

"Jif, lemon liquid - where are you?" Argh. Up against the wall, with the other revolutionaries.


Ahem, I'd like to point out that the above was written under a comic persona. I do actually clean the toilet.

[rox4jc]

Re: Ladies....just why CAN'T the toilet seat be left up...?

...and once you have fallen in the toilet in the middle of the night...you would understand...Icky

Yes, one of those late night skinny dips would make a believer out of anybody!

[rox4jc]

Re: Ladies....just why CAN'T the toilet seat be left up...?

Ahem, I'd like to point out that the above was written under a comic persona. I do actually clean the toilet.

Hayden, you're a good man.

[Brook]

Re: Ladies....just why CAN'T the toilet seat be left up...?

Agreed. Falling in the toilet in the middle of the night is a WAY over rated experience.

Not only is it nasty and well..surprising..but water is COLD.

Want to watch me go from zero to KABOOOM? Let me fall in in the middle of the night. I guarantee you you're not going to sleep through the night either.

[Hayden]

Re: Ladies....just why CAN'T the toilet seat be left up...?

Not being men, you ladies miss out. We have our sonar toilet technique. If we go to the toilet at night, and not want to switch the light on, because our eyes are still half closed. We just have "aim" approximately. You know, until we hear water splashing sounds.

[Discolemonade]

Re: Ladies....just why CAN'T the toilet seat be left up...?

Leaving the seat up will ensure our bums get a dip in the cold and usually dirty (becuz you guys also fail to flush everytime!) water. Here's an idea, sit down, tuck it in between your legs and pee like a girl if you're too tired to open your eyes and aim!

[rox4jc]

Re: Ladies....just why CAN'T the toilet seat be left up...?

Richt- look what you've started.

[Richt]

Re: Ladies....just why CAN'T the toilet seat be left up...?

Richt- look what you've started.

I know

[hrgillespie]

Re: Ladies....just why CAN'T the toilet seat be left up...?

Not being men, you ladies miss out. We have our sonar toilet technique. If we go to the toilet at night, and not want to switch the light on, because our eyes are still half closed. We just have "aim" approximately. You know, until we hear water splashing sounds.

It's what happens and where it goes before you hear those sounds that worry the women folk!!!!!!!!

YUK!


Heidi