Joke of the Day

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  • Sweet Strudel
    • May 14, 2007
    • 4167

    #1

    Joke of the Day

    Thought I would try and post a little funny once in awhile in the hopes of giving us all a laugh on those days when we need one!

    There are always two ways to look at everything, I guess.

    My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
    My wife asks, "Do you know her?"
    "Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." My God!" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"


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  • *Emma*
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    • Aug 09, 2004
    • 11341

    #2
    Re: Joke of the Day

    haha! good one!
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    • Laurenfra
      *Administrator Emeritus*
      • Jun 17, 2004
      • 7431

      #3
      Re: Joke of the Day

      lol funny
      ~Lauren~



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      • bradybunch
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        • May 01, 2006
        • 5316

        #4
        Re: Joke of the Day

        nice one SS.
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        • TIME2SHINE4-08
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          • Sep 23, 2007
          • 856

          #5
          Re: Joke of the Day

          LOL Love it!!!
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          • Discolemonade
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            • Jan 15, 2004
            • 3156

            #6
            Re: Joke of the Day

            heeeeeeheeeeeeeheeeeee
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            • Miss Phode
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              • Jul 29, 2004
              • 6265

              #7
              Re: Joke of the Day

              Much better than Rich's jokes for sure

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