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I recently updated the toolbar in Explorer, which now comes with all kinds of interesting buttons. The other day I idly clicked on one labelled "Yahoo Answers" and this whisked me into a parallel universe of startling inanity. The questions that people pose, especially the obvious kids, make me fear for the future of the race.
Current examples include:
However, one made me laugh and stopped me feeling so grumpy about these numpties.
Before they learn how to swear do people with Tourette's Syndrome go round shouting "balderdash" and "fiddlesticks"?
OMG, here's the latest.
Can any one tell me where I can get a EU passport because I want to travel there?
It this really the proud finished product of Education, Education, Education?
I have this running in the background now. I have been crying with laughter.
Someone has just posted:
I don't like looking at the top of my neighbour's caravan over the fence, what can I do?
Someone has replied: "Look the other way" .
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I've written a reply for the "Does the queen use toilet paper" one.
Why would the Queen use toilet paper? She doesn't go to the toilet at all. Don't forget the Queen spends 764 days each year carrying out official engagements, and when can you recall her ever nudging the person next to her and asking "Excuse me, where's the bog, I've got a bit of a turtle head".
I don't know if the American version of Yahoo Answers is just as funny, but the UK version is a scream.
Current examples include:
- Where can I buy books?
- Why do men dress like a camp Mickey Mouse to administer acupuncture to bulls?
- Does the queen use toilet paper or does she have servants to do it for her?
- How do I spell £92.80 for a cheque book?
However, one made me laugh and stopped me feeling so grumpy about these numpties.
Before they learn how to swear do people with Tourette's Syndrome go round shouting "balderdash" and "fiddlesticks"?
OMG, here's the latest.
Can any one tell me where I can get a EU passport because I want to travel there?
It this really the proud finished product of Education, Education, Education?
I have this running in the background now. I have been crying with laughter.
Someone has just posted:
I don't like looking at the top of my neighbour's caravan over the fence, what can I do?
Someone has replied: "Look the other way" .
.
I've written a reply for the "Does the queen use toilet paper" one.
Why would the Queen use toilet paper? She doesn't go to the toilet at all. Don't forget the Queen spends 764 days each year carrying out official engagements, and when can you recall her ever nudging the person next to her and asking "Excuse me, where's the bog, I've got a bit of a turtle head".
I don't know if the American version of Yahoo Answers is just as funny, but the UK version is a scream.
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