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  • Some Questions

    1) Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

    2) If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?



    3) Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

    4) Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your bottom?



    5) Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'?

    6) Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?



    7) Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?



    8-Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

    9) Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to horrible crisp no one would eat?

    10) Is French kissing in France just called kissing?



    11) Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?



    12) What do people in China call their good quality plates?



    13) Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?



    14) What do you call male ballerinas?



    15) Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?



    16) If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?



    17) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from



    1 Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure
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  • #2
    Re: Some Questions

    good ones Emma! Points to ponder

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    • #3
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      14) What do you call male ballerinas?

      Dunno? balls?
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      • #4
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        Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

        Whenever you change a lightbulb, it's hot right?
        Too hot to touch sometimes.

        Well..... Since a freezer is cold, and heat is not your friend inside a freezer...

        A couple of other reasons. You don't pour boiling water onto a car window that is frozen or covered with ice, because the thermic shock would shatter the glass.
        If you have a lightbulb going from cold to hot to cold to hot all the time, you need a special type of glass that can withstand changes in temperature. Special glass light bulbs cost more, and since manufactures want to make the freezer cheaply, they don't use them.

        The other point is that inside a lightbulb is a special type of gas, it's not just air. When you freeze a gas, it starts to do funky things, that you don't really need to know about, but they're kinda funky.
        Hayden.
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        • #5
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          Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion in the universe, you believe them


          ... because 78.4% of people make up statistics on the spot.
          Hayden.
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          • #6
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            Good One Emma! I love the wrist/crotch one and the quiz/test one. Thanks for the giggle!!
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            • #7
              Re: Some Questions

              My new fridge actually has a light in the freezer. And it's a welcome feature.
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              • #8
                Re: Some Questions

                Originally posted by *Emma*
                17) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
                17) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?



                • Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
                • If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
                Al - M/56/5'9"
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                • #9
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                  3) Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

                  I CAN I CAN!!
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                  Aug '04 SW-287 LW-232
                  Restart - Apr 07 - SW 266 CW 225




                  "Don't let your past dictate who you are, but let it be a part of who you become."

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                  • #10
                    Re: Some Questions

                    Did you just try?
                    Hayden.
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                    • #11
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                      Nope, but as i was gettin ready last night this thread jumped to mind and i realised i didnt open my mouth, lol
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                      "Don't let your past dictate who you are, but let it be a part of who you become."

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                      • #12
                        Re: Some Questions

                        Mascara one: the craniofacial nerve net has lots of interlinking. If you stimulate one area, you will often see/feel a response elsewhere.




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                        • #13
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                          Male ballerinas are called "Danseurs". The principal, who would do duets with the prima ballerina, is called the Premier Danseur.

                          Mmmm - male ballet dancers. Muscles in tights!




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                          • #14
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                            Also, I've ever noticed that whenever the Danseurs hold the women above their heads, the women run upto the men, and use that little "step" in the groin area. It's fun to watch the Danseurs, not move around too much right after that manoeuvre.
                            Hayden.
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                            • #15
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                              Hee hee - I think you just made all of our male readership wince.




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