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    Brett Favre, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was
    showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Packers
    flag in the window.

    'This house is yours for eternity, Brett,' said God. 'This is very special;
    not everyone gets a house up here.'

    Brett felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the
    porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story
    mansion with a blue and silver sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an
    enormous Cowboys flag, and in every window, a blue star.
    Brett looked at God and said, 'God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I
    have a question. I was the league's all-time leader in pass completions and a
    Hall of Famer.'

    God said, 'So what do you want to know, Brett?'

    'Well, why does Tony Romo get a better house than me?'

    God chuckled and said, 'Brett, that's not Tony Romo's house. It's mine.'
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    His friends would say stop whining,
    They've had enough of that,
    his friends would say stop pining,
    theres other girls to look at,
    they've tried to set him up with Tiffany and Indigo,
    But there's something about Mary that they don't know.
    Mary.... there's just something about Mary
    Well his friends say: "Look lifes no fairytale.
    "Then he should have some fun he suffered long enough,
    Well they may know about domestic and imported ael.
    But they dont know a thing about love.
    well his friends would say he's dreaming and living in the past
    but they've never fallin in love so his friends need not be asked
    his friends would say be reasonable his friends would say let go.
    But there's something about Mary that they don't know.Mary, there's just something about Mary.
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      That must be a song Richt?
      te he on the joke Disco!
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        I agree Disco good joke.

        And hopejoy, yep its a song, just trying to raise a smile on Disco following our conversation along the same lines last Friday.

        Rich
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        It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




        I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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