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  • my favorite non-dirty joke.....

    a new research study was being developed to determine how the behavior of a dog resembled the behavior of its owner. so flyers were sent to all residents within town limits.

    three people were chosen for the initial test group: a scientist, an architect and a musician.

    so these people came into a laboratory. the researchers explained to them what was to be done.....and there was a testing room with one way windows. so they were able to observe the dogs but the dogs could not see them.

    so the scientists dog went into the room. after a few minutes....he assembled all these little sticks into the shape of an atom. it was truly amazing...and there were protons, neutrons and electrons. notes were taken and everyone was in awe.

    then the architects dog goes into the room. after a few moments, he assembled all these little sticks to form a house. a complete, perfect replica that even had doors and windows and a garage that opened and closed. everyone was simply in shock and they already had plans to write a groundbreaking book detailing their discoveries.

    the musicians dog ruined everything. he got there a half hour late, got the other two dogs pregnant...and left a half hour early.
    Hello, my name is Christopher and
    I am with my son, Nicholas Christopher
    Start Date:10/29/07 @ 276lbs

    I am 42 now

    SW 276lbs / CW 264lbs / GW 190
    I am 5'10"

    I gained some back but I have regained my focus!!

    Chris' Journal Chat )

    sigpic This is my son

    Goal is to get into size 34/36 jeans again

    "What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."

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    Re: my favorite non-dirty joke.....

    he he! funny.
    liz
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      Re: my favorite non-dirty joke.....

      That was a good one!




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        Re: my favorite non-dirty joke.....

        funny funny!!
        Before and after:






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        • #5
          Re: my favorite non-dirty joke.....

          Ok...here is mine....I love this joke!! I made it up after watching Who wants to be a millionaire?? I literally laugh at it for DAYS!! Ok I'm a dork but here it goes!!

          Why was Claudia Schiffer never valedictorian???



          Cause she has Schiffer brains!!! Ha ha ha ha!! ( I am giggling right now just thinking about it!)

          Ok no else really thinks this is as funny as I do but man do I get a kick out of it!!
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          • #6
            Re: my favorite non-dirty joke.....

            i thought that was funny too. does anyone else wanna post a joke here....hence we could have a little collection of Ha-Ha's!!!
            Hello, my name is Christopher and
            I am with my son, Nicholas Christopher
            Start Date:10/29/07 @ 276lbs

            I am 42 now

            SW 276lbs / CW 264lbs / GW 190
            I am 5'10"

            I gained some back but I have regained my focus!!

            Chris' Journal Chat )

            sigpic This is my son

            Goal is to get into size 34/36 jeans again

            "What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."

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            • #7
              Re: my favorite non-dirty joke.....

              Ok, this is corny but here goes:

              Q: Two potatoes are standing on a street corner. How can you tell which one is the prostitute?






              A: The one that says Idaho.


              Catrenia
              10/01/2007
              F, 5'8", 36
              240/184/160

              Goal 1: 225 10-30-07
              Goal 2: 210 12-09-07
              02/14/08 195.5 lbs. Officially out of the OBESE category (SWEET)!!
              Goal 3: 195 02-15-08
              Goal 4: 180 lbs.




















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