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    Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"


    The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.

    She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.


    Rick has been missing since Friday.
    Please pray for him

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    Re: This cracked me up!

    That is SSSSSOOOOOOOO Funny! Thanks for a good laugh!
    liz
    Highest wt 227
    Atkins start wt 215
    Restart 1/29/10 201
    Current 195
    Goal 149








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      Re: This cracked me up!

      LOL, good one

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      • #4
        Re: This cracked me up!

        This had me laughing. I even read it back to some of my girls at work and they too laughed. Thanks for the smile and the chuckle.
        F/ 38yr



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          Re: This cracked me up!

          Good one!
          My hubby & I in the Smokies!




          Jan. 23/06 -183
          July 23 -159
          Jan. 23/07 - 154 - 29 lbs.
          Aug 16 - 153 - 30 lb. mark
          Sep 26. '07-148.5
          Nov 26-153
          April 1, '08-155
          July7 '08-155
          6/11/09-148 - 35 lbs. loss



          ~Karen~

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          • #6
            Re: This cracked me up!

            i saw this once and it is as funny today as it was when i read it the first time!





            started atkins 2/18/07
            5'7"........193/150/150

            "it's not having what you want; it's wanting what you've got"
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            • #7
              Re: This cracked me up!

              Tooo funny!
              Kassoria 6/06 Me @ 155


              Short term weight loss goal below!


              TOO Much/Getting There/165


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