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I know we've had a thread like this before but a new one would be fun.
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You know you're doing Atkins when:
1) You can cook a cooked breakfast (typically eggs and bacon) to total perfection and think having it outside the home never matches up
2) If you wash up in the sink, things can be kinda greasy...eww.
3) You've nearly killed yourself falling on stairs because of tripping on the hem of overly large trousers/pyjamas
4) When you go food shopping half to a third of the checkout is covered in green stuff and there is only one processed thing and it's not for you
5) You are used to people predicting your imminent death and brush it off
6) You REALLY appreciate mayo
7) Ditto cheese
If a friend asks you to eat out you are skilled at steering them towards a place with salad or steaks
9) You know how long a boiled egg can be at room temperature before it goes grey or goes off and becomes a health hazard
10) You realise it is fun to see the reactions of people you haven't seen in a while when they note your slimness.
11) For the ladies You really need a whole load of new bras, admit it!
I know we've had a thread like this before but a new one would be fun.Add yours too
You know you're doing Atkins when:
1) You can cook a cooked breakfast (typically eggs and bacon) to total perfection and think having it outside the home never matches up
2) If you wash up in the sink, things can be kinda greasy...eww.
3) You've nearly killed yourself falling on stairs because of tripping on the hem of overly large trousers/pyjamas
4) When you go food shopping half to a third of the checkout is covered in green stuff and there is only one processed thing and it's not for you
5) You are used to people predicting your imminent death and brush it off
6) You REALLY appreciate mayo
7) Ditto cheese
If a friend asks you to eat out you are skilled at steering them towards a place with salad or steaks9) You know how long a boiled egg can be at room temperature before it goes grey or goes off and becomes a health hazard
10) You realise it is fun to see the reactions of people you haven't seen in a while when they note your slimness.
11) For the ladies
You really need a whole load of new bras, admit it!
If a friend asks you to eat out you are skilled at steering them towards a place with salad or steaks. Funny cause mine is to steering to places with fish and veggies. If it doesn't have fish or veggies I don't want to go there.
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