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    WHITE LIE CAKE

    Have you ever told a white lie? You are going to love this, especially all of those who bake for church events.

    Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church Ladies'Group in Tuscaloosa, but forgot to do it until the last minute. She remembered the morning of the bake sale and, after rummaging through cabinets, found an angel food cake mix & quickly made it while drying her hair, dressing, & helping her son pack for Scout camp.

    When Alice took the cake from the oven, the center had dropped flat and the cake was horribly disfigured. She thought, 'Oh dear, there is not time to bake another cake.'

    This cake was important to Alice because she did so want to fit in at her new church and in her new community of friends. So, being inventive, she looked around the house for something to build up the center of the cake.

    Alice found it in the bathroom - a roll of toilet paper. She plunked it in and covered it with icing. Not only did the finished product look beautiful, it looked perfect.

    Before she left the house to drop the cake by the church and head for work, Alice woke her daughter Amanda and gave her some money and specific instructions to be at the bake sale the moment it opened at 9:30 and to buy the cake and bring it home.

    When Amanda arrived at the sale, she found the attractive, perfect cake had already been sold. She grabbed her cell phone and called her Mom.

    Alice was horrified - she was beside herself. Everyone would know! What would they think? She would be ostracized, talked about, and ridiculed! All night, Alice lay awake in bed thinking about people pointing fingers at her and talking about her behind her back.

    The next day, Alice promised herself she would try not to think about the cake and would attend the fancy luncheon/bridal shower at the home of a fellow church member and try to have a good time. Alice did not want to attend because the hostess was a snob who more than once had looked down her nose at Alice because she was a single parent and not from the founding families of Tuscaloosa but, having already RSVP'd, she couldn't think of a believable excuse to stay home.

    The meal was elegant, the company was definitely upper crust old South and, to Alice's horror, the cake in question was presented for dessert! Alice felt the blood drain from her body when she saw the cake!

    She started out of her chair to tell the hostess all about it, but before she could get to her feet, the Mayor's wife said, 'What a beautiful cake!'

    Alice still stunned, sat back in her chair when she heard the hostess (the prominent church member) say, "Thank you, I baked it myself!".

    Dear God, Please keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth!

    Amen!
    My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
    ~Orson Welles




    Everytime I am tempted to use food to satisfy my frustrated desires, build up my injured ego, or dull my senses, I will remember,
    That even though I overeat in private, my excess poundage is there for all the world to see.
    ------------------------------------------------------------

    "Eating like most people won't, so I can look like most people don't."

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    That was hysterical!!!
    Status: Rockin' OWL

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    • #3
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      oh, that's a great one! Thanks for the giggle
      ~Lisa~
      F, 37, 5' 7", Medium Frame
      I've been to the edge of 240something and I ain't going back!
      CW: 188
      GW: 165
      1st Goal: 180
      2nd Goal: 175
      3rd Goal: 170
      Final Goal: 165
      "You get what you put into it..."

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      • #4
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        That's hilarious!
        SW: 205 / CW: 205 / GW: 120
        27 yrs. old, Female, 5'2''







        The Game Plan:
        Goal weight 120 lbs
        Mini goal #1-200 lbs -
        Mini goal #2-195 lbs -
        Mini goal #3-190 lbs -
        Mini goal #4-185 lbs -
        Mini goal #5-180 lbs -
        Mini goal #6-175 lbs
        Mini goal #7-170 lbs

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        • #5
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          HAHA Love it!!!



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          • #6
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            Oh man, that is hilarious. The reason it is so funny to me is I am from Mississippi and ...Just .. so many memories.



            41yo | F | 5'3" | HW: 250+ | CW: 188.4 | GW: 135

            1st Mini Goal Under 200: Met 2/29/08
            2nd Mini Goal Under 190: Met 5/5/08
            3rd Mini Goal 180: | 4th Mini Goal 170: | 4th Mini Goal 160: | 6th Mini Goal 150:

            I have a goal to be 150 by my birthday

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            • #7
              Re: White Lie Cake

              Ha ha! I'm going to share that with the women in my family, they'll love it!
              ~Amy~

              5'7", 24 years old
              (Re-)Starting Weight- 225-- Current Weight- 164.5 -- Goal Weight- 150

              1st mini goal- 200lbs : Met 5 March 2008!l 2nd mini goal- 185lbs : Met 3 December 2008!l 3rd mini goal- 170lbs: Met 5 February 2009! l 4th mini goal- 160lbs l Goal!- 150lbs




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              • #8
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                OMG... that was too too funny!
                Before and after:






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