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    Finding Inner Peace

    I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

    Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of vodka, a bottle of rum, a bottle of Bailey's, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my bottle of Prozac, the rest of the cheesecake, some cough syrup and a box of chocolates.

    You have no idea how freaking good I feel!!

    Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.





    Jen, 39, F
    In maintenance



    Tags: finding, peace
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    Re: Finding Inner Peace

    LOL

    and you didn't invite me to help you finish your tasks.... tsk tsk.
    JIMMIE JOHNSON ~ NASCAR SPRINT CUP CHAMPION 2006-2009
    4th STRAIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

    JUST BECAUSE IT'S LEGAL DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN EAT 3 HELPINGS OF IT. REMEMBER PORTION CONTROL

    What I Just Earned..

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    • #3
      Re: Finding Inner Peace

      hey, NOW we're talking....why didn't we think of this before!





      started atkins 2/18/07
      5'7"........193/150/150

      "it's not having what you want; it's wanting what you've got"
      "you can't control the ocean but you can learn to ride the wave."

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      • #4
        Re: Finding Inner Peace

        This is why I shouldn't check the board while at the office. Now I'm laughing like a in front of my computer (no, I'm not alone here).
        "Get action. Seize the moment. Man was never intended to become an oyster."

        -- Theodore Roosevelt

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        • #5
          Re: Finding Inner Peace

          HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! that is so funny. here is somthing else to laugh at...I got this email this morning...
          Weddings


          When I was younger I hated going to weddings.

          It seemed that all of my aunts and the grand-motherly types
          used to

          Come up to me, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, 'YOU'RE NEXT.'


          They stopped that **** after I started doing the same thing
          to them at funerals

          Had to share... thanks for the laugh.

          Kath
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          Wishing you much Peace Love and Joy
          SW: 299lbs/ CW: 235lbs/ GW: 160
          The bird a nest,
          the spider a web,
          man~ friendship.
          William Blake.

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          • #6
            Re: Finding Inner Peace



            That reminds me, I have a bottle of bacardi limon that needs to be finished.
            25/F
            Start Date 7/31/08
            HW247.8/SW242/CW211.8/GW135
            Mini Goals
            227 ( 9-6-08 ) 222 ( 9-19-08 )
            217 (10-3-08 ) 212 (10-23-08 )
            Went off diet in Jan 09 and gained it all back by Nov. Had family issues Dec and Jan and gained even more. Started back Feb 3, 2010 at 254.

            Mini Goals
            244 (2-13-10)
            224 (4-26-10)
            214

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            • #7
              Re: Finding Inner Peace

              oooooh i LOVE barcadi limon (isn't that sugary tho?)......my poison of choice is vanilla vodka and diet coke ...actually sounds prety good right now but i don't think the school board would approve





              started atkins 2/18/07
              5'7"........193/150/150

              "it's not having what you want; it's wanting what you've got"
              "you can't control the ocean but you can learn to ride the wave."

              sigpic

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              • #8
                Re: Finding Inner Peace

                Too funny! I needed that, this morning!
                Before and after:






                PLEDGING FLIGHTS
                Completed: 1st set of buildings and mountains (Everest,M.Blanc & Kilimanjaro, twice); Tower Masts & Chimneys; More virtual buildings; Challenger's Choice x 2 (volcanos and mountains on Mars). Currently climbing: Mount Snowdon again: 416/475

                Start 10 Jan 2005. Maintenance since Aug. 2005.
                F/56yrs/5'.4"
                SW:77.7 LW:56.5 CW:60.1 (kilos)

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                • #9
                  Re: Finding Inner Peace

                  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
                  INNER PEACE WITH GRAND MARINIER! Had some - can't spel..l
                  Female
                  SW 232 lbs - 6/2/09
                  1st mini goal - 230

                  Date.............................................. .................................................. .......6/2
                  Weight............................................ .................................................. .......232 (0 pounds to the moon)
                  .................................................. .................................................. ..............!
                  130....140.....150.....160.....170.....180.....190 .....200.....210.....220.....230..
                  Goal.............................................. .................................................. ........... IT OUT ONE NEW NEW AT A TIME!

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