You might be a child of the 80's if...
§ You wanted to be a Goonie ("Goonies never say die.")
§ You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called "Prince."
§ You ever wore fluorescent—neon if you will—clothing...
§ You could breakdance, or wished you could.
§ You know who Max Headroom is.
§ You remember when ATARI was a state-of-the-art video gaming system.
§ You own any cassettes or albums.
§ You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the moon.
§ You remember and/or own any of the Care Bear glass collection from Pizza Hut.
§ "Poltergeist" totally freaked you out.
§ You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunchbox.
§ You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.
§ You wanted to communicate with Synergy, or you wanted green hair like that lead singer of the Misfits. See Jem .
§ You inserted the word "like" into, like, every sentence.
§ You know what a Doozer is. See Fraggle Rock .
§ You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish.
§ You ever had a Swatch Watch.
§ You actually spent countless hours trying to perfect the care-bear stare.
§ You had a crush on one of the Coreys (Haim or Feldman).


§ You wanted to be a Goonie ("Goonies never say die.")
§ You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called "Prince."
§ You ever wore fluorescent—neon if you will—clothing...
§ You could breakdance, or wished you could.
§ You know who Max Headroom is.
§ You remember when ATARI was a state-of-the-art video gaming system.
§ You own any cassettes or albums.
§ You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the moon.
§ You remember and/or own any of the Care Bear glass collection from Pizza Hut.
§ "Poltergeist" totally freaked you out.
§ You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunchbox.
§ You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.
§ You wanted to communicate with Synergy, or you wanted green hair like that lead singer of the Misfits. See Jem .
§ You inserted the word "like" into, like, every sentence.
§ You know what a Doozer is. See Fraggle Rock .
§ You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish.
§ You ever had a Swatch Watch.
§ You actually spent countless hours trying to perfect the care-bear stare.
§ You had a crush on one of the Coreys (Haim or Feldman).


