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You Know You're A Child of The 70s If: 
- "All skaters, change directions" means something to you.
- This rings a bell: "and my name, is Charlie. They work for me."
- You remember when film critics were certain that no movie could ever possibly get better special effects than those in the movie TRON.
- You've recently horrified yourself by using any one of the following phrases: "You know, back when...," "When I was your age...," or "When I was younger..."
- Rotary phones.
- You remember that music that was labeled "alternative" really was.
- Your jaw would ache by the time you finished one of those brick-sized packages of Bazooka!
- "Members Only" jackets...say no more.
- You remember having a rotary phone.
- You still wonder if Mikey died from a lethal cocktail of Pop Rocks and Coca Cola.
- You remember when your cable TV box had a sliding selector switch and your "cable or VCR remote" was connected to the TV by a CORD!
- You actually remember Mr. Bill.
- You took family trips BEFORE the invention of the mini-van and remember riding in the back of the station wagon trying to get passing trucks to honk at you.
- You remember Bo and Luke Duke, Daisy, Boss Hogg, or, worst of all - what Sheriff Roscoe's full name was. (Coltrain)
- You remember "Friday Night Videos" before the days of MTV.
- You're starting to believe that having the kids go to school all year wouldn't be such a bad idea after all.
- Leg warmers were cool.
- You actually remember Benetton.
- Schoolhouse Rock played a HUGE part in how you learned things like grammar, math and history. (A big hint here is if the only way you can recite the Preamble to the Constitution is by singing it.)
- You learned to swim at about the same time "Jaws" came out... and still carry the emotional scars to prove it.
- You ever had a Dorothy Hamill haircut or used Short and Sassy shampoo.