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  • Georgiana
    Moderator
    • Jan 26, 2008
    • 12782
    #1

    Oh, screw it!

    http://www.atkinsdietbulletinboard.c...ml#post1159883
    Originally posted by adreliluc View Post
    you CAN gain weight on Atkins
    I knew this Atkins thing is no good!!! I'll switch to this: Diet Book Author Advocates New 'No Food Diet' | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

    How much weight will I lose each day?

    What percentage of my calories should come from wood?

    And... can I eat Atkins bar wrappers?
    "Get action. Seize the moment. Man was never intended to become an oyster."

    -- Theodore Roosevelt
    Tags: screw
    • Kntrylady
      • Oct 20, 2006
      • 1519
      #2
      Re: Oh, screw it!

      I knew this Atkins thing is no good!!! I'll switch to this: Diet Book Author Advocates New 'No Food Diet' | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
      Too funny Georgiana I hadn't seen anything from Onion in a while
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        • adreliluc
          ADBB Admiral
          • Dec 11, 2005
          • 2338
          #3
          Re: Oh, screw it!

          That's it... It's only ping pong balls for me from here on out. Only 65 calories each!!
          :P

          Too funny G!!
          ♥Started Atkins on December 8th, 2005

          Officially Re-Focusing on 12-28-09.

          Was, Am, Will be: 280/222/175ish.
          Started Dec 2005 and lost 105 lbs by mid 2006, maintained loss for the most part until 2009...then really let go & gained some back... lol

          so:
          Restart Progress:
          12/28/09 ~ 235.1
          01/04/10 ~ 229.0
          01/11/10 ~ 229.0 Grrrrr....
          (Induction= only 6lbs but lost 10 inches! yay)
          01/18/10 ~ 227.4
          01/5/10 ~ 226.8
          02/01/10 ~ 222.6

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            • atkinsgal08
              ADBB Admiral
              • Aug 23, 2007
              • 5787
              #4
              Re: Oh, screw it!

              >>can I eat Atkins bar wrappers?>>

              Maybe.

              I do know that they should not go into the microwave if you're trying to thaw a bar.
              J.

              "Your life will never change until you change your choices."

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                • sham
                  ADBB Admiral
                  • Jan 21, 2009
                  • 4302
                  #5
                  Re: Oh, screw it!

                  Ha Ha!

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                    • atkinsgal08
                      ADBB Admiral
                      • Aug 23, 2007
                      • 5787
                      #6
                      Re: Oh, screw it!

                      All humor aside, that person is waaaaay too thin ... unless they Photoshoped her video.
                      J.

                      "Your life will never change until you change your choices."

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                        • adreliluc
                          ADBB Admiral
                          • Dec 11, 2005
                          • 2338
                          #7
                          Re: Oh, screw it!

                          Originally posted by atkinsgal08 View Post
                          All humor aside, that person is waaaaay too thin ... unless they Photoshoped her video.
                          Anorexic for sure...
                          ♥Started Atkins on December 8th, 2005

                          Officially Re-Focusing on 12-28-09.

                          Was, Am, Will be: 280/222/175ish.
                          Started Dec 2005 and lost 105 lbs by mid 2006, maintained loss for the most part until 2009...then really let go & gained some back... lol

                          so:
                          Restart Progress:
                          12/28/09 ~ 235.1
                          01/04/10 ~ 229.0
                          01/11/10 ~ 229.0 Grrrrr....
                          (Induction= only 6lbs but lost 10 inches! yay)
                          01/18/10 ~ 227.4
                          01/5/10 ~ 226.8
                          02/01/10 ~ 222.6

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                            • sham
                              ADBB Admiral
                              • Jan 21, 2009
                              • 4302
                              #8
                              Re: Oh, screw it!

                              Yes I agree she looks like shes suffering from anorexia.

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                                • guekjian
                                  ADBB Admiral
                                  • Mar 16, 2007
                                  • 1289
                                  #9
                                  Re: Oh, screw it!

                                  That chick is anorexic for sure...or this is a joke big time...LOL!!! Almost believed this...
                                  F44yrs young 5'7" SW172/CW152/GW140
                                  restart date december 08, 2009!
                                  1st mini-goal: 160 lbs - reached Jan 05, 2010
                                  2nd mini-goal: 155 lbs - reached Feb 02, 2010
                                  3rd mini-goal: 150 lbs
                                  4th mini-goal: 145 lbs
                                  GOAL : 140 lbs :chillpill:dancingba:dancing:

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                                    • adreliluc
                                      ADBB Admiral
                                      • Dec 11, 2005
                                      • 2338
                                      #10
                                      Re: Oh, screw it!

                                      Originally posted by guekjian View Post
                                      That chick is anorexic for sure...or this is a joke big time...LOL!!! Almost believed this...
                                      I know, me too! At first I was like 'what the heck'?
                                      She's so skinny maybe she does eat that pencils! lol!
                                      ♥Started Atkins on December 8th, 2005

                                      Officially Re-Focusing on 12-28-09.

                                      Was, Am, Will be: 280/222/175ish.
                                      Started Dec 2005 and lost 105 lbs by mid 2006, maintained loss for the most part until 2009...then really let go & gained some back... lol

                                      so:
                                      Restart Progress:
                                      12/28/09 ~ 235.1
                                      01/04/10 ~ 229.0
                                      01/11/10 ~ 229.0 Grrrrr....
                                      (Induction= only 6lbs but lost 10 inches! yay)
                                      01/18/10 ~ 227.4
                                      01/5/10 ~ 226.8
                                      02/01/10 ~ 222.6

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                                        • Georgiana
                                          Moderator
                                          • Jan 26, 2008
                                          • 12782
                                          #11
                                          Re: Oh, screw it!

                                          Hmmm... we do get pencils for free at the university!
                                          "Get action. Seize the moment. Man was never intended to become an oyster."

                                          -- Theodore Roosevelt

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                                            • guekjian
                                              ADBB Admiral
                                              • Mar 16, 2007
                                              • 1289
                                              #12
                                              Re: Oh, screw it!

                                              I think pencils are not allowed on induction though...
                                              F44yrs young 5'7" SW172/CW152/GW140
                                              restart date december 08, 2009!
                                              1st mini-goal: 160 lbs - reached Jan 05, 2010
                                              2nd mini-goal: 155 lbs - reached Feb 02, 2010
                                              3rd mini-goal: 150 lbs
                                              4th mini-goal: 145 lbs
                                              GOAL : 140 lbs :chillpill:dancingba:dancing:

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                                                • atkinsgal08
                                                  ADBB Admiral
                                                  • Aug 23, 2007
                                                  • 5787
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Oh, screw it!

                                                  Good source of fiber, though!
                                                  J.

                                                  "Your life will never change until you change your choices."

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                                                    • adreliluc
                                                      ADBB Admiral
                                                      • Dec 11, 2005
                                                      • 2338
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Oh, screw it!

                                                      Originally posted by Georgiana View Post
                                                      Hmmm... we do get pencils for free at the university!
                                                      LOL!
                                                      Yay, the answers to our weight problems have been solved!

                                                      Pencils for everyone!

                                                      hehe
                                                      ♥Started Atkins on December 8th, 2005

                                                      Officially Re-Focusing on 12-28-09.

                                                      Was, Am, Will be: 280/222/175ish.
                                                      Started Dec 2005 and lost 105 lbs by mid 2006, maintained loss for the most part until 2009...then really let go & gained some back... lol

                                                      so:
                                                      Restart Progress:
                                                      12/28/09 ~ 235.1
                                                      01/04/10 ~ 229.0
                                                      01/11/10 ~ 229.0 Grrrrr....
                                                      (Induction= only 6lbs but lost 10 inches! yay)
                                                      01/18/10 ~ 227.4
                                                      01/5/10 ~ 226.8
                                                      02/01/10 ~ 222.6

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                                                        • barrnone
                                                          • May 14, 2009
                                                          • 2544
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Oh, screw it!

                                                          I thought it was a little disturbing to look at the woman.

                                                          and a little trivia - two University of Wisconsin-Madison students founded the Onion in 1988.
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