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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I am soooooooooooooooo thrilled. I just tried on all the clothes that I used to wear when i had lost my other weight. and they are now lay on the bed pants .... lmao you all know the kind. the ones that you jump around in to get over your hefty thighs THINKING you will still be able to zip them up and then decide you have to see if you can JUST get them zipped so you lay on the bed and look like you are fighting a monster trying to get that little metal tab over all them teeth on the zipper. and when you finally do achieve your goal and get the zipper zipped. you lay there so proud of yourself and then you ...............................................YEL L YOU FOOL HEAD OFF BECAUSE YOU CANT GET OFF THE BED????????????????????
Only to find out that when someone does come to your rescue that you cant walk. and that you have this huge bulge over your waist band, so you just have to see how they look so you put a pretty top on and stand in front of the mirror admiring yourself even though you can see that flab shadow because your shirt is just a smidgen too small but who the heck cares you got the pants zipped.....
Finally after all the admiration is all gone you decide your stomach is going to break through that zipper you undo the button OMG WHAT A RELIEF.......... and slowly ,, you pull the zipper down.. and VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM it all comes shooting out of your pants. and you wonder to yourself how the heck you ever fit all that in there...
You slowly slip your thumbs into the waist band and start to work them special pants down over hips that want out NOW.... only to find you have to .............................................yelll llllllllllllll....
HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP I CANT GET THEM OFF NOW..... HEHE
Well anyway to make a short story very long I got those kind of pants on today and am soooooooooooooooooooooooo thrilled... now i cant wait to actually be able to put them on and take them off by myself.....
I am soooooooooooooooo thrilled. I just tried on all the clothes that I used to wear when i had lost my other weight. and they are now lay on the bed pants .... lmao you all know the kind. the ones that you jump around in to get over your hefty thighs THINKING you will still be able to zip them up and then decide you have to see if you can JUST get them zipped so you lay on the bed and look like you are fighting a monster trying to get that little metal tab over all them teeth on the zipper. and when you finally do achieve your goal and get the zipper zipped. you lay there so proud of yourself and then you ...............................................YEL L YOU FOOL HEAD OFF BECAUSE YOU CANT GET OFF THE BED????????????????????
Only to find out that when someone does come to your rescue that you cant walk. and that you have this huge bulge over your waist band, so you just have to see how they look so you put a pretty top on and stand in front of the mirror admiring yourself even though you can see that flab shadow because your shirt is just a smidgen too small but who the heck cares you got the pants zipped.....
Finally after all the admiration is all gone you decide your stomach is going to break through that zipper you undo the button OMG WHAT A RELIEF.......... and slowly ,, you pull the zipper down.. and VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM it all comes shooting out of your pants. and you wonder to yourself how the heck you ever fit all that in there...
You slowly slip your thumbs into the waist band and start to work them special pants down over hips that want out NOW.... only to find you have to .............................................yelll llllllllllllll....
HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP I CANT GET THEM OFF NOW..... HEHE
Well anyway to make a short story very long I got those kind of pants on today and am soooooooooooooooooooooooo thrilled... now i cant wait to actually be able to put them on and take them off by myself.....
waaaa hoooo Go girl......... CONGRATS !!!!!!!
. They said my speech was informative and hysterical 
. He was afraid to cut the extra fabric... I'm hoping he won't notice when these pants disappear 
... I'm better at computers than sewing machines.
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