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  • #16
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    haha ,,,,,,,,,,,hahahahahahaha,,,,,,,,,,,,,,hahahahahah ah o **** thats funny......

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    • #17
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      Oh.....my....god.....well, it is a good question. I've heard of low calorie semen. I would think that guys in ketosis would produce a low carb derivative.












      Start Date: 07/12/06
      30/ Male/ 5'9" SW: 384 CW: 354 GW: 200

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      • #18
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        Originally posted by Barbde
        Ohhh, sugars huh???
        Guess I will have to inform the manufacturer that it's on the "no" list!!! ROFLMAO!
        LMAO!!

        That's hilarious!


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        • #19
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          Do sugar alcohols occur naturally? I just presumed they were synthesised.

          In what other natural products are they found?
          Atkins didn't say 'Calories don't count',
          he said, 'Don't count calories.'
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          Began Atkins March 04 at 260lb, reduced to 203lb by April 07 and maintained.
          Blood Pressure Mar 04 147/94 . Jun 04 121/74 . Dec 04 119/72 . Jan 06 126/71 . Dec 07 110/70
          Atkins makes exercise mandatory - I took up cycling - see last pics at 203lb.


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          • #20
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            Y'all this thread is too funny!!! Y'all will have me smiling for the next hour.




            Jessi

            5'4'' 24/F

            225/207/160
            Let's Start Again: 09/14/2009


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            Mini Goal 2: Onderland
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            • #21
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              Ah, the thirst for knowledge--it knows no bounds. Start by assuming that male ejaculate is roughly equivalent in nutritional composition to raw egg white (a safe assumption). The normal size egg is about 35 cubic centimeters in volume and contains about 14 calories and 3 grams of protein. the normal size ejaculation is about 5 cubic centimeters, or one-seventh the volume of an egg white; figure it, therefore, to contain about one-seventh the nutrients--approximately 2 calories and .1 gram of protein. Of course, you'll have to adjust those figures if you're talking about Jumbo Size (eggs, that is). Happy dieting.


              - from the link I posted, in case you don't like clicking!

















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              • #22
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                Have you ever thought about switching manufacturers? LOL

                I used to be in purchasing and sometimes when I'd tell a current manufacturer that I was thinking of switching (especially to one with a better product), they'd do whatever they could to keep me as a customer LOL

                Honestly, this thread made me laugh so hard I almost p'd my pants which isn't so hard to do nowadays especially with all the water I'm drinking!!!!

















                "You can't eat the whole steak in just one bite"


                Start Date: August 14, 2006 :icon_joy:

                2 Week Induction Ended: August 28, 2006

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                • #23
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                  ladies ladies ladies,,,lol man this is crazy hahaha

                  all i got to say is haha man this is hard to do on a g rated sight,,,,this is a great snack for yall,,,ya get to burn off calories working for you treat hahaha,,,ok ok im gonna quit because this one is to easy to get in trouble with..


                  speaking for ya man tho,,please dont stop and snack often haha

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                  • #24
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                    Originally posted by Labarum
                    Do sugar alcohols occur naturally? I just presumed they were synthesised.

                    In what other natural products are they found?

                    I seriously was wondering the same thing??? Sorbitol?????

                    where is Scott123 he could answer the sorbitol question I am sure!!!!

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                    • #25
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                      Sugar alcohols occur naturally in lots of fruits and veggies too scientist were trying to make sugar free toothpastes that recreated the formulas of those natural sugar free sweeteners. Then the diet food makers picked them up and frankenfood is the result.
                      by the book atkinseer

                      started 6/1/02 at 313
                      goalie 5/04 at 167 with under 15% body fat ADBB Presidents exercise Challenge


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                      • #26
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                        I've always heard if the manufacturer consumes pineapple it sweetens the product. Suppose that would add carbs? LOL !


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                        • #27
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                          If your boyfriend is Peter North all this is info matters naught. Assuming you don't drown, you'll definitely knock yourself out of ketosis.

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                          • #28
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                            I've been ROTFL reading this thread ...too funny! If this "snack" gets listed in the Induction foods though, I'm outta here!
                            ~Lisa
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                            Low-carb RULES, and low-calorie drools.
                            194/165.6/140
                            5'2"
                            Mini-goal #3: get below 160 pounds.
                            Mini-goal #2: get below 170 pounds. -- met March 18!
                            Mini-goal #1 (get below 180 pounds) -- met Dec. 8!
                            on my way!

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                            • #29
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                              Oh my god I have created a monster!!! LOL thanks for the info and the laughs everyone!

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                              • #30
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                                I think this thread is a candidate for the "Most Memorable Thread" forum!
                                ~Megs~
                                242/141/160 (130)
                                dress size 26/10/8
                                5'4", Female, May 2, 2003
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