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This morning I got out of bed and went to breakfast with my friends and beautiful wife. I brought a couple of those "muffin in a minute" things that I found on this forum (AWESOME!), sausage, and eggs. About an hour later, I went to the YMCA to work out. Now, at this gym they have this elliptical/stepper/treadmill/torture device/body squisher that I have been avoiding since I walked in the door. Any other day, I would walk past this thing and get on the regular eliptical trainer, put on thirty minutes, and get off. Not today. I got on this beast o' burden and worked it for thirty minutes of mind numbing, pulse pounding, sweat enducing minutes. When I was done, I felt totally manly. I had beaten the beast and lived! As an added bonus, I lost one pound since the last time I hopped on the scale bringing me to a grand total of 16lbs since I started three weeks ago today. I ROCK!!!
This morning I got out of bed and went to breakfast with my friends and beautiful wife. I brought a couple of those "muffin in a minute" things that I found on this forum (AWESOME!), sausage, and eggs. About an hour later, I went to the YMCA to work out. Now, at this gym they have this elliptical/stepper/treadmill/torture device/body squisher that I have been avoiding since I walked in the door. Any other day, I would walk past this thing and get on the regular eliptical trainer, put on thirty minutes, and get off. Not today. I got on this beast o' burden and worked it for thirty minutes of mind numbing, pulse pounding, sweat enducing minutes. When I was done, I felt totally manly. I had beaten the beast and lived! As an added bonus, I lost one pound since the last time I hopped on the scale bringing me to a grand total of 16lbs since I started three weeks ago today. I ROCK!!!
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