Happy Anniversary, Mr. Shrew!

Today's Menu (carb counts only):

Breakfast (10:00am): Leftover Shepherd's Pie (7g)
No AM snack
Lunch (2:00pm): Big-@ss Salad (9g)
PM Snack (time TBD): A cheese stick and 1.5oz pecans (2.5g) and probably some Tuna Salad (1g; no flatbread in the house dangit), since dinner will be late
Dinner (after Toddler goes to bed): All the plans of mice and men...Mr. Shrew did the shopping and changed the menu.

Pork chops stuffed with cornbread stuffing (8,000g; they were stuffed by the butcher)
Broiled cod (1g allowance for spice)
Celery root (80%) and potato (20%) twice-baked faux-tatoes (12g)
Green beans tossed with bacon and onion (5g)
Brownie a la Mode (at least 20g; brownie made with Carbquik and baking Splenda, Breyers Splenda-sweetened vanilla ice cream, Hershey's sugar-free chocolate syrup, chopped pecans)
Pinot Grigio (6g for 2 glasses)

Net Carb Total - 80 gazillion LOL

Ah, well - I'm gonna get back in the saddle tomorrow!