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Don't set your dinner guests on fire either. That makes for poor dinner conversation.
Don't set your dinner guests on fire either. That makes for poor dinner conversation.
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Re: Kitchen Safety For Nubes What Not To Do!
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Originally Posted by Miss Phode
Don't set your spouse on fire.
Unless, like, you're a cannibal or something.Yeah, that wouldn't be a good thing.
I hate getting greasy spots on my clothes. So one time I thought I would dispense with my top, seeing as how skin is pretty easy to clean. Yikes! One splatter and I was out of there. I have a big apron now. lolFemale, 46yrs, 5'3"
Restarted Atkins 09/19/05
Re-restarted Atkins 03/12/07
SW198.5/CW215/GW150
Slug Free 6WEC#21 & 22 & 23
"Superhuman willpower is not required to do Atkins, only the wisdom to put yourself into a position where you won't need it."Comment
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I really need an apron. I try not to cook in clothes that I care much about. I have old tshirts that I wear for cooking and cleaning usually.Comment
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SLEAVES ARE NOT POTHOLDERS
ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE NYLON
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Don't drop your cast iron skillet on your toe. It hurts!Comment
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Keep your fingernails out of the way when using the veggie peeler (unless your intention is to do a manicure at the same time)Female, 46yrs, 5'3"
Restarted Atkins 09/19/05
Re-restarted Atkins 03/12/07
SW198.5/CW215/GW150
Slug Free 6WEC#21 & 22 & 23
"Superhuman willpower is not required to do Atkins, only the wisdom to put yourself into a position where you won't need it."Comment
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OMG, this is too funny!!!! All this advice for me!!!! LOL
Heidi I LOVE LOVE LOVE the first one..wear really tight clothing..DH will like that one
And I LOVED the part "Especially if you're 5'2!!!!" LOL. I am 5'2...but I round up! LOL.
This is HILARIOUS..but it makes me wonder, how much of you guys have ACTUALLY done this things?? Socks and sleeves as mittens???
Bacon in the nude, or close to it?!? I don't have the ba11's to walk around like that, YET! LOL
You guys are absolutely hilarious. You guys just made my whole day
*Dieting makes you look good with your clothes on...exercise make you look good with them off.*
**About me:**23/F/5'3"
Start date: 7/14/2009
Lost a total of: 15.75 inches!!
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oh some stuff was not funny when it happened I chucked the tortilla press at the wall!!!!
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Well, I have done MOST of them. Except the topless tortilla thing, and I never put a coconut in the microwave!!BARB
Life is what happens to youwhile you're busy making other plans!
15.38 miles biking this year
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Oh, wet washrags make really bad oven mitts too!!!BARB
Life is what happens to youwhile you're busy making other plans!
15.38 miles biking this year
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And don't stick wet hands into oven mitts either. It has the same effect. Ow!Oh, wet washrags make really bad oven mitts too!!!Female, 46yrs, 5'3"
Restarted Atkins 09/19/05
Re-restarted Atkins 03/12/07
SW198.5/CW215/GW150
Slug Free 6WEC#21 & 22 & 23
"Superhuman willpower is not required to do Atkins, only the wisdom to put yourself into a position where you won't need it."Comment
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Hahahaha. Hehehehe..Oh this hurts!!! LOL
Hmmmm, how about this one...don't ask me how I know....
Don't put a pan on a gas stove and THEN turn it on....WOOSHHHH!*Dieting makes you look good with your clothes on...exercise make you look good with them off.*
**About me:**23/F/5'3"
Start date: 7/14/2009
Lost a total of: 15.75 inches!!
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I had a top on just no bra!!! I always put clothing on when I go in the kitchen that is a given!!!Originally posted by Barbde
it is way too dangerous in there to go with out protection!Comment
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