Afraid to taste them

[MotherOfGizmo]

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Not only do they cause gas, but it is very painful gas! I hate less than one serving of the SF Jelly Belly Beans and I thought I was going to have to go to the hospital! Kinda funny now, but not at the time! But at the very least, I wouldn't eat them unless you will be totally alone for at least 6 hours and plan on getting up several times during the night!

[MotherOfGizmo]

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I can remember reading and passing along the warnings from many first time eaters of those if you thing you got gas run for the toilet cause it isn't

LOL LOL, you know my old boss wouldn't leave my SF Reese's alone, so I went a bought a whole bag of them and put them on my desk in a dish just so he WOULD eat them..he ate the whole bag except I guess trying to be polite he left 2 or 3! ROTFLMAO, I wonder if he ever figured out what was wrong that nite! LOLOLOL< I should feel sorry for his wife but ........NOT!

[2big4mysize]

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EEEEEEEEEEEwwwwwww!!!http://www.dramaticpublishing.com/M...%2023%20sec.mp3

Click & guess where they are now...

I hope they arrived there uneatten. if not know you will recover

[Jerzaka]

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he ate the whole bag but

Now THAT's funny!

<mental note> Buy SF candy for ex-husband

[2big4mysize]

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most sugar free choclate candies have reformulated to exclude those bathroom effect SAs now so you might not get your desired effects unless you use somethig like a sorbitol based hard candy one

[boonie stomper]

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<mental note> Buy SF candy for ex-husband

LOVE it! ROFL

I feel sorry for the sewer critter that finds the unopened bag...

[changing]

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OMG malitol... NOOOOOO!


The very word makes me double over in pain...

I remember a horrible incident where I ate some sugar-free reese's before a 90 minute class... unable to pass gas without dire embarrassment, I suffered more painful sensations in my abdomen than I ever thought possible.

Here's a great quickie ToM craving recipe:

http://users3.ev1.net/%7Efontlady/3_...late_cake.html


It is so good and easy too! I've frosted mine with cream cheese + splenda, and another time with peanut butter, and it's to DIE for. Enjoy!
(I make the almond flour by grinding almonds in a coffee grinder. Fyi, I have a separate one that I use only for nuts.)

[scott123]

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Word has it those marshmallow don't age very well anyway.

[Heidi3]

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so did you eat them or what?

I can not even imagine and am waiting to see what happens to you!!!!

[boonie stomper]

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Thank God you all spared me a horrible fate! After more than half a day's contemplation of eating them as they sat beside me at work, your advice led me to actually trash the bag. And I hate to toss out anything. The cake is a much better idea anyway.

[changing]

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Yeah, try that cake. It's really amazing.

Though, don't be alarmed by the ugliness. It's kinda ugly looking when it comes out! But it tastes WONDERFUL!

[BeccaResRN]

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Funny I can eat all suagr alcohols in moderation without any bad effect except lacatitol 2 peices of SF recese cup minatures with make my belly cramp and rumble and roll. I do find that SF choclates are a gateway drug for me and my mind is more likely to try and incite a riot and make me binge/cheat so I try and stay away!!!!!!!!!!1