One of the greatest things when doing Atkins is when a friend / relative you haven't seen in a while sees you and says "Oh my god! You've lost so much weight!" or something along those lines. The ones that ask "Are you losing weight?" are nice but it's the ones that show complete surprise that make me smile. Here's one of mine...
Joy is an former officemate of mine whom I last saw last November. I was just on my first week of induction at the time. Around two weeks ago, I asked her out to lunch. She was stunned when I walked into the office to pick her up. the conversation went like this...
Joy : Robbie! Oh my god! What happened to you? You lost so much weight. What did you do?
Me : Um... sex. <grin>
Joy : No, really. What did you do?
Me : Why? You can't believe that I'm having sex?
Joy : No.
Me : Hoookay. <snicker>
Joy : If you're having lots of sex, then does that mean you have a girlfriend?
Me : Who says I needed a girlfriend to have sex?
Joy : No, really. WHAT DID YOU DO?
The main reason I couldn't get away with sex as a reason for my weight loss was that I had a reputation of an altar boy (Okay, I was an altar boy but she didn't know that). Atkins isn't well known here in the Philippines so I had to explain to her over lunch that I was on a low-carb diet. She was amazed that I was eating more that she was and I was claiming to be on a diet.
So, what are some of your favorite OMG moments?
Joy is an former officemate of mine whom I last saw last November. I was just on my first week of induction at the time. Around two weeks ago, I asked her out to lunch. She was stunned when I walked into the office to pick her up. the conversation went like this...
Joy : Robbie! Oh my god! What happened to you? You lost so much weight. What did you do?
Me : Um... sex. <grin>
Joy : No, really. What did you do?
Me : Why? You can't believe that I'm having sex?
Joy : No.
Me : Hoookay. <snicker>
Joy : If you're having lots of sex, then does that mean you have a girlfriend?
Me : Who says I needed a girlfriend to have sex?
Joy : No, really. WHAT DID YOU DO?
The main reason I couldn't get away with sex as a reason for my weight loss was that I had a reputation of an altar boy (Okay, I was an altar boy but she didn't know that). Atkins isn't well known here in the Philippines so I had to explain to her over lunch that I was on a low-carb diet. She was amazed that I was eating more that she was and I was claiming to be on a diet.
So, what are some of your favorite OMG moments?



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