I am a biiitch for Atkins :)

[Heidi3]

pardon my outburst

only 1 week until vacation

I am a biitch for Atkins

strolling into the lunchroom in my EXTRA SMALL SCRUBS (sorry but I am still in the gloating phase of this whole being thin thing) ...I sit down with my bag ...take out the most perfect avocado you have ever seen in your entire life ..I admire it for a few seconds ..it is this baby had shape ..slice it in half ...take the pit out ..fill one half of this perfectly brilliant fruit with 100% pure sour cream then sprinkle with fresh chives and parsley then a spoonful of caviar...not the expensive stuf and not the cheapo stuff ....good enough caviar..and a squeeze of fresh lime .....then go and sit outside with a spoon while my colleages ask

"Heidi wtf are you eating now?????"

I just look directly into their eyes and say (as I stick my fish egg covered green tongue out )

"DIET FOOD"

I am telling you Dr Atkins had me around page 5 of his book

food is sexy stuff and he knew it

ok done

your turn

[Brook]

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Heidi - You make my heart smile! LOL LOL

[dotsamantha]

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My dinner this evening was delicious. I grilled sirloin burgers and topped them with crumbled gorganzola and bacon, with a side of grilled sweet peppers and a tall glass of ice water.

[Lisa M]

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Oh, Heidi...girl, you're priceless! Love it! lol.


Tuna, boiled egg, bacon pieces, 1 cup of lettuce and 2 tbls of ranch dressing....mix and eat like a pig!

[Kittie]

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Ahahahaha. If we aren't all "bitches" for Atkins, we should be.

[Analog6]

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Thnaks for putting a smile on my dial, Heidi!

[bizzlekitty]

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This WOE is so rough, isn't it?

[Heidi3]

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you know it is funny and sad?
we have an epidemic of stolen lunches at my clinic

...and no one ever takes mine

something about a bag of veggies that just does not inspire lunch thieves!!!

they will take soda, chips, sandwiches, cookies.....all around me food is stolen ..

says something about the criminal mind ...full of crapfood I say!!!!

[ladyinred]

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He had me at "Hello"

[cmcole]

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I had steak and stir-fry for lunch.

[lil_Buddy]

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you know it is funny and sad?
we have an epidemic of stolen lunches at my clinic

...and no one ever takes mine

something about a bag of veggies that just does not inspire lunch thieves!!!

they will take soda, chips, sandwiches, cookies.....all around me food is stolen ..

says something about the criminal mind ...full of crapfood I say!!!!

I think this makes you the prime suspect, though. Watch your back!

[ErinRachel1021]

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Avocado's are so sexy. I'm always so disappointed when they look perfect on the outside and then are bruised and battered on the inside. I particularly like melting brie cheese on mine and sprinkling with a little salt and pepper, though I'll try your way now!

[Heidi3]

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omg brie melted on an avocado yummmmmmmmm I am so going there!!!

Lil buddy it would make me suspect ..if I ate that crap!!! we know who takes the food ...the doctors!!!! LOLOL...

[changing]

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lol, I bet it's the doctors!!

When I worked as a bookseller, we had an awful epidemic of stolen lunches, everybody's lunch was being stolen, oh man, everything, frozen chicken pot pie, Subway sandwiches, you name it... I caught the culprit. It was the GENERAL MANAGER! Yeah, the salary guy, making $60,000/year, was eating the lunches of hourly employees making $6-8 an hour! He was stealing them in front of me because he felt comfortable with me (I'm notoriously mellow), but boy was I secretly pissed. I just don't think he had any idea how expensive (meaning percentage of total budget) those lunches were for people making less. For him, it was no big deal, kinda like bumming a piece of gum, but for minimum and near-minimum wagers, forget about it! Those were important.

So I passively aggressively told on him and he got a stern talking to by the district manager, and then later he told me that he thought it was another employee that ratted him out! HAHAHAHAhahaha... boy, am I evil. But the dude was stealing lunches. NOT COOL.

[Rubysugar]

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Heidi! You are such a riot! You make fish eggs sound soooo hot!!
I always liked the little tiny orange fish eggs on my sushi!

For lunch today, we had blackened chicken breast and cauli-broc and cheese. It was deeeelish!

I would miss sushi more if it weren't for the fact I put wasabi on my steaks after cooking. *drool* itz gooood stuff, maaaaan.

I also will mix wasabi in with regular ranch and have it over tuna and salad.

I am excited about being able to eat salads again. I have been needing 2 root canals (one on each side of my mouth) for the last 2 months. I have been having to nuke my salads until they were room temp in order to eat them. That got tiring real quick but my teeth were just too temperature (hot and cold) sensitive. I had one root canal done yesterday and will have another one on Tuesday. Then a week after that I should be all ready for cold crisp veggies again! I have totally missed them.