Why Making Love Is Better With Atkins

[boonie stomper]

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It's better being able to see the action and reach what's below at the same time...

[Lyssie]

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Bonnie - could you and Heidi go in the "big kids room" for this? Cmon now folks!! I'm not old enough to have my mind corrupted this way. I'm thinking nasty things about my poor sweet innocent (at least she used to be in my mind) mommie dearest, and now I'm thinking nasty things about finding BF and experimenting. This is turning into pure insanity. Oh, by the way Heidi, are you up for that blood test to see if you actually are my long lost mom 'cause I think it would explain a lot more about me. Then again, I'm not sure I'm ready to have horrid thoughts about TWO mommies instead of just one.

[boonie stomper]

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Lyssie if you're a virgin, why are you reading this thread?

[Momtofour]

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Lyssie needs to read these threads more than any of us. You may want to cover your eyes hun.

People have sex until they can't. This includes parents, grandparents, heck I even know some great grandparents that still get it on. My husbands grandparents are still frisky with each other and they are in their 90's.

[Lyssie]

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Who said I'm a virgin? :P
I think an even scarier mental image than my mom getting it on in an elevator would be the one of my 86 year old, prim and proper, english grandmother doing anything of the sort. Her husband was dead before I was even born and I've never even seen her around another man, much less be "involved" with one. egads.

I was thinking though - handcuffs are a lot more comfortable after being on Atkins... sometimes you think you're not as flexible when you get fatter, but hahahah. you are! you just don't realize it 'cause the flab's in the way!

[Heidi3]

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if parents did not have sex especially to relieve the stress of raising kids ..you would find some of us mommies and daddies in a bus station with a shopping cart, a 40oz'r in a paper bag and a funny hat

[cristylp]

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I was thinking though - handcuffs are a lot more comfortable after being on Atkins...

LMAO!!! That made me snort... I love it!!!

[Momtofour]

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if parents did not have sex especially to relieve the stress of raising kids ..you would find some of us mommies and daddies in a bus station with a shopping cart, a 40oz'r in a paper bag and a funny hat

What's wrong with that. I have cute hats.

[Heidi3]

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What's wrong with that. I have cute hats.

girlfriendtofour knows

[boonie stomper]

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Who said I'm a virgin? :P
I think an even scarier mental image than my mom getting it on in an elevator would be the one of my 86 year old, prim and proper, english grandmother doing anything of the sort. Her husband was dead before I was even born and I've never even seen her around another man, much less be "involved" with one. egads.

I was thinking though - handcuffs are a lot more comfortable after being on Atkins... sometimes you think you're not as flexible when you get fatter, but hahahah. you are! you just don't realize it 'cause the flab's in the way!

ROFL - Atkins sex obviously is better because it improves one's imagination

[Starmaker]

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oh GAWD Heidi, some warning please on the funny hats and other such related thangs, I spit my tea at the screen laughing

[Heidi3]

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oh GAWD Heidi, some warning please on the funny hats and other such related thangs, I spit my tea at the screen laughing

like I get any warning this shiiit is coming out of me???

[Lyssie]

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if parents did not have sex especially to relieve the stress of raising kids ..you would find some of us mommies and daddies in a bus station with a shopping cart, a 40oz'r in a paper bag and a funny hat

And now you can actually fit in the shopping cart!! Great idea!!! I wonder if my son and I can switch places and he can drive for once!!

[presidentholmes]

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Having been off Atkins for a while and marvelling at how big my belly has swelled to so quickly, I find that I'm not looking forward to nookie as much, I'm more paranoid again.
So, off with the flab, goodbye to the carbs and hello to more confidence and sexiness.

[anjelina]

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well, I know for this hippo, I can't even breath with the flamingo on top. It pushes down on my stomache and crushes my lungs. I can't wait to drop 120lbs. I'll have to warn the neighbors at that point.