So. I was doing really well. Being a good kid and all, not eating carbies. Not even from Drawer 2 (my co-workers' drawer that's stocked with all-sugar all the time). Anyway. So yesterday, I go to the cafeteria to get my salad (some spinach, cheese, 'shrooms, and a couple olives), and I see this little cup labeled "sugar-free jello parfait" I say "Awesome! Sugar-Free!". Now, I know some people stall, get cravings, everything like that, when they eat sugar-free jello. I don't, never have. So I eat my salad, then eat the parfait and I go, "this is freakin' good, I gotta get these more often! Amazing that they make sugar-free whipped cream just for us freaks!". Which got me to thinking, would they really take the time? Are they just doing it as an evil ploy? It's not paranoia if they're really out to get you... but by this point, I'd already eaten the whipped cream. So I go over today to get my salad... and I find one of the people who speaks English (fluently), and I ask her about the whipped cream... SHE'S OUT TO GET ME!!! THEY'RE ALL OUT TO GET ME!!! The whipped cream is pre-made and comes to them and it's normal all sugar loaded and everything. I don't go off on her about the insanity of it, not even when she politely tells me that I could always take the whipped cream off of it (but if I were to do that, why would I spend $2 on the parfait instead of the $0.30 it takes to make jello at home?!). I get back upstairs, and vent at a co-worker. The one who owns drawer 2. He says, "that's not false advertising, it's a sugar-free jello.... parfait". I rant, I carry on. I go to see my friend Maria (who is 5'2" and weighs 100 pounds. Literally.), she tries to understand, she says "it's the same as being non-fat, high sugar", I go, "yes, but those are totally separate things, they replace the taste of the fat with the taste of sugar, this one, they're stacking a cup of sugar on top of something they're advertising as being non-sugar!!!!"
Anyway. This is my rant. I thought perhaps someone here could understand.
Anyway. This is my rant. I thought perhaps someone here could understand.


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