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Re: Late Night Cravings
Ohmygod. Let's go through this whole special friends thing:
1. Have boy come over
2. Have boy fix you dinner/bubble bath/movie
3. Have boy give you massage while eating/relaxing/watching movie
4. *censored*
5. Send boy home
There is no arguing over remote touching (I personally believe that if it's not their remote, it's not theirs to touch, the same rule applies to body parts unless given permission). Dogs or children fetch beer, not women. Men can wash their own dirty undies, and some men can even was your clothes, and they know anything bought from VS doesn't go in the dryer, there are clothes that actually are DRY CLEAN ONLY including most things from Ann Taylor, Cashmere sweaters and the perfect black dress. I can't even comment on the rest. What a pig. Oink Oink Jacksuncle, oink oink.
Originally posted by Jacksuncle
Yes but if you read on in the article it tells you of all the grief you go through from never getting to hold the remote, always fetching beers, doing all the laundry, never going out with friends, never being appreciated and arguing over mundane stuff. Atleast you sleep well 
1. Have boy come over
2. Have boy fix you dinner/bubble bath/movie
3. Have boy give you massage while eating/relaxing/watching movie
4. *censored*
5. Send boy home
There is no arguing over remote touching (I personally believe that if it's not their remote, it's not theirs to touch, the same rule applies to body parts unless given permission). Dogs or children fetch beer, not women. Men can wash their own dirty undies, and some men can even was your clothes, and they know anything bought from VS doesn't go in the dryer, there are clothes that actually are DRY CLEAN ONLY including most things from Ann Taylor, Cashmere sweaters and the perfect black dress. I can't even comment on the rest. What a pig. Oink Oink Jacksuncle, oink oink.
God I hope he never finds this bulletin board.
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