Funniest Rubbish Written About Atkins?

[cleochatra]

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People tell me that Atkins isn't healthy. So, I do what moochiecat taught me: I tell them I eat between 3-7 servings of veggies per day and ask them how many they eat.

Usually they drop their candybars from shock.

[2big4mysize]

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roflmbo well it wasn't written but today i think I heard the funniest thing.
Mother wanted to eat at Burger King and I ordered low carb for me they gave me two paperwrapped sandwiches and I could feel buns in both so I knocked on the window and said I ordered this low carb ( they had told ne previously not to say no bun but to ask for it low carb cause they got a button for that on their computers but not one ofr no bun.) The young lady leaves, shows the bun thingie to her supervisor who comes up to the window and straight faced tells me "you know low carb diets don't eat meat." I informed her she was referring to vegetarians eatting no meat.

[julirama723]

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2big, that's hilarious. I don't know whether to laugh or cry at those times when I find out people are so stupid.

And going back to the boob flap thing...is this done with the actual boob, or is there another part of my anatomy (i.e. the "flap") that I should be doing it with? I liked JC's idea, I'm gonna try this on the boyfriend...

[Chris]

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And going back to the boob flap thing...is this done with the actual boob, or is there another part of my anatomy (i.e. the "flap") that I should be doing it with? I liked JC's idea, I'm gonna try this on the boyfriend...

It's an old on-going gag of Cleo's, Julie. After losing so much weight there's nothing left but flaps -- which she tucks into her waistband or belt.

We know she's only kidding. We just don't let her know we know! shhh!

[cleochatra]

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Well, I'm not going to say anything.