You know you are on Atkins when...

[cleochatra]

Re: You know you are on Atkins when...

...when peeing on a keto stick is entertainment
...when you think of 50 ways to prepare cauliflower.
...when even the neighbors think you put cauliflower in the cupcakes.
...when you can point out the differences in every iteration of Atkins that exists

[Farley]

Re: You know you are on Atkins when...

.....when you take the bacon out of the pan and crack the eggs into the bacon grease and you hear your mother scream......."What the **** are you doing"

I did this even before Atkins. Still made me laugh tho.

... Eat cauliflower pizza crust two days in a row because you fell in love with it(including leftovers for lunch one day).
... Make bacon wrapped stuffed jalapeno poppers and don't feel bad about it.
... Wonder if there's a way you can put more butter on.

[cleochatra]

Re: You know you are on Atkins when...

I am so glad you like the pizza! [/hijack]

[Farley]

Re: You know you are on Atkins when...

OMG you're the pizza lady!!! *huggs*

[cleochatra]

Re: You know you are on Atkins when...

I am! {{{Farley}}} You made my afternoon!