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  • cleochatra
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    • Nov 16, 2004
    • 8801

    #1

    Atkins Haiku Friday!

    A haiku is a short-form of three lines in the following way:

    5 syllables
    7 syllables
    5 syllables

    An example:

    Writing haiku? Like
    roping funny steer. It's one
    sillybull, then some.
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  • ladyinred
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    • Sep 19, 2005
    • 4187

    #2
    Re: Atkins Haiku Friday!

    Give me some chicken
    Afraid of flu I am not
    Carbs do more damage

    Like this? Not very funny. Hmmm. I'll work on that.
    Female, 46yrs, 5'3"

    Restarted Atkins 09/19/05
    Re-restarted Atkins 03/12/07

    SW198.5/CW215/GW150







    Slug Free 6WEC#21 & 22 & 23

    "Superhuman willpower is not required to do Atkins, only the wisdom to put yourself into a position where you won't need it."

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    • cleochatra
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      • Nov 16, 2004
      • 8801

      #3
      Re: Atkins Haiku Friday!

      Funny isn't a requisite! It's the fun of writing them that makes them so special! Yours is great!

      I might be large, but
      God loved me so much He made
      more of me to love.


      That one sounds depressing. *l* It's hard to go for wry wit in so few words.

      I'm glad I'm thinning
      This way of eating's winning
      My husband's grinning.
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      • ladyinred
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        • Sep 19, 2005
        • 4187

        #4
        Re: Atkins Haiku Friday!

        Cleo is my friend
        wicked humour is her trait
        that makes us spit food

        Wannabethintoo
        likes to run amuk through all
        journals on this Board

        Are they supposed to rhyme?

        Fat is not taboo
        it is good for me and you
        this is very true
        Female, 46yrs, 5'3"

        Restarted Atkins 09/19/05
        Re-restarted Atkins 03/12/07

        SW198.5/CW215/GW150







        Slug Free 6WEC#21 & 22 & 23

        "Superhuman willpower is not required to do Atkins, only the wisdom to put yourself into a position where you won't need it."

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        • wannabethintoo
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          • May 18, 2005
          • 11784

          #5
          Re: Atkins Haiku Friday!

          I am wannabe
          I like my lovely knick knacks
          And don't be touching

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          • cleochatra
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            • Nov 16, 2004
            • 8801

            #6
            Re: Atkins Haiku Friday!

            Lady's penchant for
            saying unexpected things
            Makes me laugh out loud.

            Wannabe! You are
            truly one dedicated
            to studies amok.
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            • ladyinred
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              • Sep 19, 2005
              • 4187

              #7
              Re: Atkins Haiku Friday!

              Yeah. We got the memo. You don't share your stuff. We can't touch your stuff. got it, got it.
              Female, 46yrs, 5'3"

              Restarted Atkins 09/19/05
              Re-restarted Atkins 03/12/07

              SW198.5/CW215/GW150







              Slug Free 6WEC#21 & 22 & 23

              "Superhuman willpower is not required to do Atkins, only the wisdom to put yourself into a position where you won't need it."

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              • cleochatra
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                • Nov 16, 2004
                • 8801

                #8
                Re: Atkins Haiku Friday!

                No kidding, Lady. You'd think we took her brozed booties away or something. *holds them up* By the way, do you like them?
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                • ladyinred
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                  • Sep 19, 2005
                  • 4187

                  #9
                  Re: Atkins Haiku Friday!

                  Love 'em. But put them down. Quick! She'll make you write lines for touching her stuff. Even if you don't take her class. Please refer to memo entitled "Don't touch my stuff" to Everyone, from Wannabe.
                  Female, 46yrs, 5'3"

                  Restarted Atkins 09/19/05
                  Re-restarted Atkins 03/12/07

                  SW198.5/CW215/GW150







                  Slug Free 6WEC#21 & 22 & 23

                  "Superhuman willpower is not required to do Atkins, only the wisdom to put yourself into a position where you won't need it."

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                  • wannabethintoo
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                    • May 18, 2005
                    • 11784

                    #10
                    Re: Atkins Haiku Friday!

                    Originally posted by ladyinred
                    Yeah. We got the memo. You don't share your stuff. We can't touch your stuff. got it, got it.
                    Yeah you got it....now don't forget it.

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                    • wannabethintoo
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                      • May 18, 2005
                      • 11784

                      #11
                      Re: Atkins Haiku Friday!

                      Cleo! Put those down. Read the memo again. Out loud....so everyone can hear.

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                      • cleochatra
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                        • Nov 16, 2004
                        • 8801

                        #12
                        Re: Atkins Haiku Friday!

                        "...Go to the drycleaners
                        Pick up photos
                        Take dog to groomer..."
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                        • ladyinred
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                          • Sep 19, 2005
                          • 4187

                          #13
                          Re: Atkins Haiku Friday!

                          *Snort*
                          Female, 46yrs, 5'3"

                          Restarted Atkins 09/19/05
                          Re-restarted Atkins 03/12/07

                          SW198.5/CW215/GW150







                          Slug Free 6WEC#21 & 22 & 23

                          "Superhuman willpower is not required to do Atkins, only the wisdom to put yourself into a position where you won't need it."

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                          • lots2lose
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                            • Jan 25, 2004
                            • 276

                            #14
                            Re: Atkins Haiku Friday!

                            damn the evil scale
                            it controls my emotions
                            off to the closet!!!!!!
                            I CAN RESIST EVERYTHING AND TEMPTATION.

                            oscar wilde modified

                            5ft 4in
                            f,20
                            07/20/2005

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                            • cleochatra
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                              • Nov 16, 2004
                              • 8801

                              #15
                              Re: Atkins Haiku Friday!

                              *clapping* Woo! That was a good one, lots! *snap snap snap*
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