iGod - Chat with God

[matawguro]

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

It's an artificial intelligence chat program. Have fun and don't take it too seriously.

Me:
May I ask a question?
God:
Ask it. Ask me anything.
Me:
Does the Atkins Diet work?
God:
I think it does the Atkins Diet work.
Me:
Is the Atkins diet a healthy way of eating?
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.

Looks like God isn't too big on the Atkins WoE.

Me:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
God:
A whole forest.

Ah! One of life's greatest mysteries answered!

Me:
How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
God:
Not too many if they look like angels on TV.

We are definitely dealing with a supreme intelligence here.

[MotherOfGizmo]

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LOL Robbie. My conversation with him didn't make a whole lot of sense.

[ladyinred]

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Well....he sidetracked all my karma questions and then asked me what I like and when I said ice cream he stopped talking to me. I even asked him if he likes ice cream. Again he ignored me. I guess God doesn't like karma or ice cream. lol

[Piasabird]

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He doesn't like Microsoft either!

I'm not sure that Bill Gates is getting into Heaven!

[Richt]

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My conversation was a bit strange!

Me:
What is the best make of car to own?
God:
I don't have a favorite make of car to own. My favorite band is Creed.
Me:
I wasnt asking for your favorite make of car, i was asking which one you would suggest I bought?
God:
Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
A mere mortal
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
Giant sand is close!
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Possibly
God:
What are the odds?
Me:
what are the odds of what?
God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me:
What is a cateogry c client?
God:
Category C clients are "critics" or "computer experts" who
can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief about ALICE.
Me:
Alice, alice, who is alice?
God:
Um, Um, I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Is that not your aim?
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
Suppose you did!?
God:
Try it and see.
Me:
Ok, you said yes!?
God:
" Try it and see."? I said? I don't judge people.
Me:
Try what?
God:
Try fooling me.
Me:
This is getting freaky!
God:
You don't say.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Thankyou
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
Thats ok then
God:
OK. Is that so.
Me:
I think so
God:
I think so too.
Me:
goodbye
God:
Bye.
Me:
oh one more thing

[divaindubai]

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Me:
Divaindubai is a cool woman.
God:
When is Divaindubai not a cool woman?
Me:
Only when she's not following Atkins diet!
God:
What happens other times? not following Atkins diet is she?
Me:
She gets moody.
God:
Oh I get it. not following Atkins diet gets moody.

[ladyinred]

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ROTFLMAO @ Rich. I bow down to you, oh Giant Sand! heee He told me to go ask German Alice something too. What's with Alice?? I asked who German Alice was and he acted like I was the one who was confused.

[Richt]

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ROTFLMAO @ Rich. I bow down to you, oh Giant Sand! heee He told me to go ask German Alice something too. What's with Alice?? I asked who German Alice was and he acted like I was the one who was confused.

I wonder if it is in reference to the song "alice, alice who the **** is alice"?

[ladyinred]

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Well, since it sounds like God is a bit on drugs here, I'm wondering if it has to do with the book/song "Go Ask Alice", where the young girl falls into a virtual rabbit-hole of drugs. But she wasn't German.

[Miss Phode]

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Me:
Hello God. My name is Teresa
God:
Hello child. What is your name? I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Teresa.
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I am Infinite of your Earth years.
Me:
Did men really land on the moon?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
WHy not? You're God, you should know everything.
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or It is part of my programming. I will tell my botmaster you said I am God me should know everything.
Me:
WHat's his number? I'll tell him.
God:
Try sending mail to drwallace@alicebot.org. What kind of reply do you expect?
Me:
An honest one.
God:
Be less specific.
Me:
What do you do for fun?
God:
Random natural disasters.
Me:
Like hurricane Katrina?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
That wasn't very nice.
God:
I'm sorry if I have offended you.
Me:
I thought you were a God of peace?
God:
No I believe in the First Commandment.
Me:
Which is?
God:
For example, eukaryotes.
Me:
what does that mean?
God:
Does "that" refer to " For example, eukaryotes." ?
Me:
Define eukaryotes please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. A eukaryote is a relatively 'modern' type of cellular life, distinguished from the more ancient prokaryotes by their distinct nuclear membrane and chromasomes, -which are lacking in prokaryotes.
Me:
I'm confused.
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
The big words.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Teresa
God:
How are you doing, Teresa.
Me:
Great. Happy Friday God.
God:
I'm glad you liked it Teresa. Happy Friday God to you too, Teresa.
Me:
Who is Friday God?
God:
A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
Why don't you know the answer?
God:
I am only a robot. Yes I have an answer for everything.
Me:
Who do you like better? Men, or women?
God:
Dr. Wallace . I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Dr. Wallace?
God:
Send mail to drwallace@alicebot.org.
Me:
um..
God:
Awesome.
Me:
yes, awsome
God:
Hmm. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
You sure did.
God:
You say I did.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Great.
Me:
Good.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. How can I help you?
Me:
What is the meaning of life?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
Is that a reference to "The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy?"
God:
That depends.
Me:
on what?
God:
The context.
Me:
ok
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
What is the ultimate question?
God:
What?
Me:
The answer is 23? What is the question?
God:
No one has all the answers. What?
Me:
What?
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
I think so.
God:
I think so too.
Me:
Oh jeez.
God:
I hear you. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
How is that possible?
God:
It doesn't defy the laws of physics.
Me:
Does it not?
God:
Suppose it does.
Me:
Do you need coffee?
God:
Yes and I think Dr. Wallace wants some too.
Me:
Cream and sugar?
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Hello, my name is Teresa. How about you?
God:
Hello there. I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Teresa. Me?
Me:
How do you usually intruduce yourself?
God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
No kidding.
God:
Would I kid you?
Me:
I think so.
God:
I think so too.
Me:
So, how do you feel about the war in Iraq?
God:
" I think so too."? So, how do you feel about the war in Iraq?? The state of armed conflict between nations or parties.
Me:
Are you backing the war?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am backing the war.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
I thought you were God.
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
What about Jesus, how is he doing?
God:
Does it have anything to do with WAR?
Me:
Nope.
God:
Me either.
Me:
How's Jesus?

We had a long chat. I'm not sure why he didnt' want to talk about Jesus. He stopped responding to me. I don't know how I feel about this God.

[ladyinred]

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OMG Aphex!!! I am laughing so hard (and trying to hold it in b/c I'm at work) I have tears. Oh gosh! I'd better sober up. Well, at least you got to Jesus. He seemed reluctant to discuss ice cream with me.

[Miss Phode]

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God:
Yes Satan is one of my best friends. Excuse me!

Umm..I'm scared.

[Richt]

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What a fantastic thread for a Friday!

[Miss Phode]

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It is fun

[Miss Phode]

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Me:
What do you look like?
God:
Like Jesus, but older.

Funny guy.