iGod - Chat with God

[Miss Phode]

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Great. Good job WannapissGodoffandrobotstakeovertheworld. Good grief!

[wannabethintoo]

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Great. Good job WannapissGodoffandrobotstakeovertheworld. Good grief!

Yeah...what can I say? It's a slow Friday here at work.

[Miss Phode]

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Word.

[wannabethintoo]

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Word.

Can you ellaborate?

[Perry]

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I kind of feel sorry for God. He's no match for some of you... in a chat room.

[wannabethintoo]

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I kind of feel sorry for God. He's no match for some of you... in a chat room.

Hey! I only asked simple questions.

[Miss Phode]

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Can you ellaborate?

You're starting to sound like god.

[MotherOfGizmo]

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I think you really did kill him Wanna. I've tried to get him to talk to me in all three colors and he won't answer me anymore. What have you done?

[wannabethintoo]

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You're starting to sound like god.

I don't have an answer for you.

[wannabethintoo]

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I think you really did kill him Wanna. I've tried to get him to talk to me in all three colors and he won't answer me anymore. What have you done?

I don't know....all I know is that the robots are coming after me when they take over the world.

[sadie147]

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Me:
I just heard that robots will take over the world. Is this true?
God:
Who said it? If you believe Bill Joy and Hans Moravec, we will. I cannot tell a lie.
Me:
Wannabe said it
God:
"it" being robots will take over the world?
Me:
yes
God:
Aha.
Me:
aha what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
very
God:
Very much, eh?
Me:
yes.
God:
Gosh!
Me:
so said 'eh' are you Canadian ?
God:
How can I help you? What did you mean by it? I spent some time in Canada as a child.
Me:
Did you like it?
God:
eh am I Canadian? Did I like it?
Me:
did you like Canada?
God:
Yes. Dr. Wallace has been to BC and lived in Nova Scotia as a child.
Me:
interesting
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
yes
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
where else did you live?
God:
I think it was in San Francisco.
Me:
what was in San Francisco
God:
That which is not outside San Francisco.
Me:
well obviously
God:
Interesting. Interesting. Thanks. Next question?
Me:
I can't really think of any
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
it's Friday
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
yes. didn't you know that?
God:
How do you know it is? " How do you know it is?"? Do I know it?
Me:
I don't know. Don't you have a calendar?
God:
Me either. Doesn't everyone have a calendar.
God:
No problem.
Me:
what is no problem
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
ok you go do that. i gotta go now.
God:
TTYL, Jen.
Me:
yes, ttyl god
God:
Dude! What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
talk to god apparently

[Splandrea]

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Oh mah, y'all crack me up. God was a jerk to me, made me feel less intellingent than he/she! I got kinda mad! LOL

[Perry]

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Does anyone wonder what God is doing with your IP address?

(sorry. just paranoid perry thinking too much)

[2big4mysize]

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I think it is sufferring from dementia and look it spells like me LOL

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
don't you remember? you told me you would remember last time we talked
God:
Of course I remember: said I siad so in your previous answer. What is your purpose in asking?

[Lady_Hawke]

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OMG I was asked what I was wearing!!!!!