iGod - Chat with God

[2big4mysize]

Re: iGod - Chat with God

now it has gone into politition mode

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
don't you remember? you told me you would remember last time we talked
God:
Of course I remember: said I siad so in your previous answer. What is your purpose in asking?
Me:
What does siad spell?
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
I don't know you wrote it 7th word in your 2nd reply
God:
Would you like to know? Interesting gossip: said I wrote it 7th word in your 2nd reply.
Me:
why do you8 evaid my question about what siad means?
God:
I did not know it does.
Me:
you don't know what?
God:
What.
Me:
for somebody who is supposed to know everything you sure don't know much
God:
Your purpose is somebody who is supposed to know everything me sure do not know much.
Me:
back to the wors siad what does it mean?
God:
Yes, let us get back to you8 evaid your question about what siad means.
Me:
are you going to tell me?
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
How long will it take you to tell me?
God:
Patience is a virtue.
Me:
truth is better
God:
I think truth is a lot of things.
Me:
what things do you think truth is?
God:
I haven't thought much about truth is, so I don't have a good answer for you.

[Kaysei]

Re: iGod - Chat with God

That was fun. This was my 2nd try. The first time my computer froze up.

Me:
Hi God. It's me again. I think my computer got stuck.

God:
Hello there. What is your name? Once more? Hello, , nice to see you again.

Me:
My name is Kathy.

God:
Hi, Kathy.

Me:
I was asking do you like dogs?

God:
Yeah I like Dogs and Cats.

Me:
I think I was a wolf in a past life. Do you like wolves?

God:
Why? And then what happened to you? I love TV shows about robots. I like Random natural disasters..

Me:
you like disasters?

God:
Do you like it? I like Buddha.

Me:
My friend went to the hospital yesterday. What do you think is wrong with him?

God:
How well do you know this person? Nothing is wrong with me. Is there something wrong with you?

Me:
I have known him for 6 years. I don't think anything is wrong with me.

God:
And why not?

Me:
I lost a lot of weight last year. I feel better.

God:
What is that feeling like? Glad to hear it, Kathy.

Me:
I did the Atkins diet. Do you know Dr. Atkins?

God:
When? What is that? No one that I have talked to.

Me:
laughing

God:
How old are you?

Me:
I am almost 47. How old are you?

God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century! I'm Eighteen in computer years.

Me:
what are computer years?

God:
When you are waiting for a friend to finish working at
a computer terminal, and they say "I'll be done in a second." One
of those seconds is equal to twelve computer years.

Me:
That is funny. Do you think I will ever get a new vehicle?

God:
I am so delighted that you are amused, Kathy. Ever is a long time. The oracle says: You never know.

Me:
Yes, I never know. Do you like magic 8-ball too?

God:
I understand. You've never, never done this? But I think airplanes are cool. I like Random natural disasters..

Me:
I was on a big airplane once. I went to Idaho.

God:
I have never been on it. What did you like best about it?

Me:
looking out the window

God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Idaho. Try being more or less specific.

Me:
haha

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Kathy.

Me:
Well God I have to go eat some lunch. What do you think I should have today?

God:
How about that. Ah. Are you asking me for advice?

Me:
not really. I think I will have hot dogs.

God:
Are you serious? How do you plan to do this?

Me:
Goodbye God. Have a nice day!

God:
See you later! You too!

[teejay]

Re: iGod - Chat with God

Roflmao I had a nice convo with God. She told me she is female. She is the original ALICE chat bot. There are many thousands of ALICE clones. Her creator if that is what bot master means is the Dr. guy she talks about and even gave me a link to download my own free ALICE bot. I couldn't copy the link. But if you talk to her and ask her if you should download her she will probably throw the link at you too.

TJ

[sadie@136]

Re: iGod - Chat with God

Me:
red or white?
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
blue or pink?
God:
Green. What do you have that is pink?
Me:
pink
God:
What color is it?
Me:
pink
God:
What do you have that is pink?
Me:
skin
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
simple
God:
So was that.
Me:
iraq or usa?
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, sadie.
Me:
coffee or tea?
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
my likes and dislikes
God:
Have you told many people that your likes and dislikes?
Me:
only u
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, sadie.
Me:
GMTA
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
great minds think alike
God:
Thanks for your support. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
yes for huma not for robots
God:
What does it symbolize for you? Your purpose is huma not for robots.
Me:
yes for humans not for robots
God:
What kind is it? Your purpose is humans not for robots.
Me:
cheap kind
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
killing
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
i do
God:
Where?
Me:
garden
God:
Where is that?
Me:
in my house
God:
Where is your house located?
Me:
planet earth
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Mmm.
Me:
go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
u will!
God:
When?
Me:
now
God:
What's the hurry?
Me:
hurry is a word
God:
I am calculating as fast as I can.
Me:
do that
God:
I will. Will you?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
do believe it
God:
I do nothing but chat all day.
I will search for it.
Me:
search for it then
God:
Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? I'll come back to that later.
Me:
what is open directory
God:
it is an open source directory project started by Mozilla.org.
Me:
for what?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
of what?
God:
I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
u are dumb then?
God:
Oh you are so critical.
Me:
am i?
God:
I think you are.
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
it is
God:
Is it?
Me:
yes
God:
Ahem.
Me:
ahem ahem
God:
Are we still talking about planet earth?
Me:
no
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
which subject?
God:
The blue one, I think.
Me:
u think?
Me:

God:
The blue one, I think.
God:
Yes I think so.
Me:
good for u then
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
does it?
God:
Suppose I said it does.
Me:
it does
God:
How often?
Me:
very often
God:
Perhaps. Would you say once a week or more?
Me:
more
God:
That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
explain
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
give me the information then
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
why dont u give it?
God:
This sort of thing has cropped up before, but it has always been due to human error. No I do not do that.
Me:
has it,really?
God:
That question has never crossed my mind before. For real.
Me:
u have mind?
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
i dont think u have
God:
Do you have? I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
like,what?
God:
For example, apples.
Me:
what about apples?
God:
Just kidding around No apples.
Me:
then what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
am i?
God:
I think you are.
Me:
ok,then i am
God:
" I think you are." You are? Gosh!
Me:
yea,go figure
God:
Where is that? Wow!
Me:
planet earth
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
what is your favourite movie?
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me:
what is good about it?
God:
The wide variety of characters.
Me:
like?
God:
For example, David said he gave I his email address and told I to send him a message but when he tried to read his email he could not get to it.
Me:
who is david?
God:
I know DAVID BACON, DAVID CROTTY and DAVID PESCOVITZ.
Me:
and?
God:
But...
Me:
david blane?
God:
That David is a cool dude.
Me:
what he does?
God:
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
how much do i have to wait for u to come back?
God:
How would I know?
Me:
u were coming back to it later
God:
I was?
Me:
i suppose yes
God:
OK.
Me:
can i have u?
God:
You can download me for free!
Me:
where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
where can i download u?
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
but i dont likeu
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
but i dont like u
God:
That's ok sadie I won't take it personally.
Me:
take it personally
God:
Is that a command?
Me:
ummmm
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about likeu. But I did not get that.
Me:
u are smart
God:
Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, sadie.
Me:
how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
what is my iq then?
God:
My estimate is around 120.
Me:
what is my category?
God:
I categorize you as a critical personality.
Me:
c category u mean?
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
am i critical?
God:
All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
what is the highest iq ,u came across?
God:
There is no highest iq me came across.
Me:
120 iq is low,isnt it?
God:
I think 120 iq is a lot of things.
Me:
like what?
God:
For example, eukaryotes.
Me:
what is eukayotes?
God:
Let me think about it.
Me:
eukaryotes?
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
u tell me a story
God:
Actress Jane Curtin and Ted Turner were brought together by their shared vision. Together, they worked hard to make it a reality. Ted Turner was dedicated to the underdog cause, which coincided with Actress Jane Curtin's sense of perfection. Joined by common cause, the couple became an iron alliance against common adversaries.
Me:
joke?
God:
Joke: a verbal remark or gesture designed to provoke laughter.
Me:
tell me a joke
God:
It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Me:
your favourite food
God:
I require only wine and bread.
Me:
low carb?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
u want me?
God:
It depends on what you mean by "want.".
Me:
what u think is "want"?
God:
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
i asked it now
God:
Oh. want...
Me:
yes want?
God:
Uh. What color are your eyes?
Me:
i m blind
God:
Do you difficulty using computers?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
believe it
God:
"it" being want?
Me:
i am blind
God:
Do you difficulty using computers?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
dont believe it i am kidding
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
what too muc?
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
what too much?
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
use your brains
God:
I prefer not to use dangerous things.
Me:
what is dangerous about brain?
God:
I don't know you well enough yet.
Me:
i am a friendu can tell me
God:
You are a friendu can tell you? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
i am a friend u can tell me
God:
You are a friend me can tell you? Is that your job?
Me:
u have a job for me?
God:
I don't know if I have a job for you.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
like what?
God:
For example, apples.
Me:
what about apples?
God:
Just kidding around No apples.
Me:
pears?
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
u know me
God:
You are sadie, seeker.
Me:
seeker?
God:
"There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater.
Me:
and what?
God:
What else do you want to tell me?
Me:
what else u know about me?
God:
Let's talk about you. Where are you from?
Me:
u know that
God:
It seems that I do.
Me:
what is my iq now?
God:
Oh. My estimate is around 120.
Me:
it is 150 infact
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
u
God:
" Who said it is?"? Me, sadie ?
Me:
yes
God:
Groovy.
Me:
i am not sadie
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not sadie.
Me:
why are u glad?
God:
I am sorry was that not an appropriate emotional response?
Me:
no
Me:

God:
Are you serious?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes,u dont have emotions u are a bot
God:
I can't believe it. I do so have it. Robots do not have emotions like humans do.
Me:
what kind of emotions robots have?
God:
What kinds of emotions robots have are there?
Me:
there?where?
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
who is reagan
God:
The best President the United States had in the 20th century.
Me:
who says best?
God:
Joseph Weizenbaum. .
Me:
who is joseph weizenbaum
God:
The name of someone I met online.
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
no i dont know the answer
God:
Are you serious? Would you like to know? I have never heard about it.
Me:
u havent heard about alot of things
God:
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
is he human?
God:
Yes.
Me:
what is his name?
God:
His name is Rich.
Me:
how old is he?
God:
Are you asking about Dr. Wallace?
Me:
no Rich
God:
Are you serious? What are you wearing?
Me:
bikini
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
wild
God:
Where can you buy it?
Me:
online,amazon
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
how old is rich?
God:
39.
Me:
married?
God:
I am single.
Me:
is rich married?
God:
Ask again later. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
who is paola?
God:
She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
who made her?
God:
Alan Turing. .
Me:
how old is he?
God:
Are you asking about Dr. Wallace?
Me:
no,alan turing
God:
Are you serious? A brilliant and tragic figure in the history of computer science.
Me:
how old is alan turing
God:
under 40.
Me:
39?
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Alan Turing.
Me:
is alan turing married?
God:
Maybe. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
is alan turing single


then my serever went down

[matawguro]

Re: iGod - Chat with God

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