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    Quick Joke?

    A three-legged dog walks into the saloon and announces, “I’m alookin’ fer the man what shot my paw.”
    sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

    It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




    I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

  • #2
    Re: Very quick joke

    lol!! that is bad!!
    5ft 4 / female - age 36 start date - 20th March 2006 -restarted 8th August 2006 sw188/cw150/gw147

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    • #3
      Re: Very quick joke

      Yep, I know!
      sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

      It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




      I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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      • #4
        Re: Very quick joke

        Do you have a "bad joke" book under your desk or something - if so, I'd shred it quickly! hehe!!
        5ft 4 / female - age 36 start date - 20th March 2006 -restarted 8th August 2006 sw188/cw150/gw147

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        • #5
          Re: Very quick joke

          Well if a dog can walk into a bar then so can a duck..My favourite duck joke.


          A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for corn. The bartender says "We have no corn, get out of here." So the duck leaves. The next day he comes back and asks for corn again, and the bartender says "I told you, we don't have any corn! Get out!" So the duck leaves. The next day he goes in again and asks for corn, and the bartender says, "For the last time, we don't have corn! If you ever come back, I'm going to nail those webbed feet of yours to the floor!" So the duck leaves. The next day the duck comes and asks, "Do you have any nails?" The bartender says, "No, of course not. Why would a bar have nails?" The duck then says, "Good. Can I have some corn?

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          • #6
            Re: Very quick joke

            I have heard that joke before Dash, and I still think its funny even now.
            sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

            It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




            I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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            • #7
              Re: Very quick joke

              Oh Rich. sigh. But on the bright side - your American accent is definitely improving. lol
              Female, 46yrs, 5'3"

              Restarted Atkins 09/19/05
              Re-restarted Atkins 03/12/07

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              "Superhuman willpower is not required to do Atkins, only the wisdom to put yourself into a position where you won't need it."

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              • #8
                Re: Very quick joke

                LOL

                Did you hear about the sandwich that walked into the bar? The bartender said sorry, we only serve drinks.

                ~Lisa
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                Mini-goal #3: get below 160 pounds.
                Mini-goal #2: get below 170 pounds. -- met March 18!
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                on my way!

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                • #9
                  Re: Very quick joke

                  Oy vey!!
                  Female, 46yrs, 5'3"

                  Restarted Atkins 09/19/05
                  Re-restarted Atkins 03/12/07

                  SW198.5/CW215/GW150







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                  "Superhuman willpower is not required to do Atkins, only the wisdom to put yourself into a position where you won't need it."

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                  • #10
                    Re: Very quick joke

                    Originally posted by ladyinred
                    Oy vey!!
                    ANd there we go again with that Canadian lark!
                    sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

                    It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




                    I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Very quick joke

                      Oy veh is Yiddish Richt. Are you trying to be funny again?
                      Female, 46yrs, 5'3"

                      Restarted Atkins 09/19/05
                      Re-restarted Atkins 03/12/07

                      SW198.5/CW215/GW150







                      Slug Free 6WEC#21 & 22 & 23

                      "Superhuman willpower is not required to do Atkins, only the wisdom to put yourself into a position where you won't need it."

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                      • #12
                        Re: Very quick joke

                        I didn't know. I don't know much me......
                        sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

                        It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




                        I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Very quick joke

                          Speaking of funny words....what's a plaster? Brits in my books are always sticking plasters on themselves. I'm assuming it's what we call a band-aid. Otherwise, plaster is something we use to patch walls. I'm assuming you don't adorn yourselves with lashings of plaster of Paris every time you get a boo boo. Mind you, those Brits are a funny lot. lol It sounds like something Benny Hill might do.
                          Female, 46yrs, 5'3"

                          Restarted Atkins 09/19/05
                          Re-restarted Atkins 03/12/07

                          SW198.5/CW215/GW150







                          Slug Free 6WEC#21 & 22 & 23

                          "Superhuman willpower is not required to do Atkins, only the wisdom to put yourself into a position where you won't need it."

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                          • #14
                            Re: Very quick joke

                            Plasters are indeed bandaids. lol, I quite like the visulisatio of covering my self in Plaster of Paris.
                            sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

                            It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




                            I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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                            • #15
                              Re: Very quick joke

                              Mmmm, yes.....that's quite the visual. Especially when it hardens.....
                              Female, 46yrs, 5'3"

                              Restarted Atkins 09/19/05
                              Re-restarted Atkins 03/12/07

                              SW198.5/CW215/GW150







                              Slug Free 6WEC#21 & 22 & 23

                              "Superhuman willpower is not required to do Atkins, only the wisdom to put yourself into a position where you won't need it."

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